GOOL / Gayz Of Our Lives

We love how totally unplanned this was:

This weekend we were the guests out in Fire Island of the glorious Joe and John since we didn't have access to our own house. Slash we love the woman in the background!

When we got to their house, we realized it was real ghetto up in there! Someone was so proud of their Marc Jacobs pouch that they just HAD to leave the price tag on!

We heart Missoni

We decided to venture to the beach and realized that the fools who were in our house this weekend got all up in our drag! We were tempted to make a HUGE confrontation!

Next it was time to stop by the best party of the summer!

The annual Playboy Party where the boys...

...were inspired not only by Playboy Bunnies but also by Madonna's Vuittin bunny ears!

Madonna's new song was leaked last week and the boyz were leakin' over it!

Clearly waiting for The Witches of...

DJ Vito fun clearly didn't get the memo that it's about Bruno and NOT Borat this summer!

So our Michigan/Chicago friends arrived to the party and, you know, they are a little new to this Fire Island thing, so naturally we were hoping they would make a good impression! Afterall, we have a reputation as classy ladies to uphold!

But those bitches rolled up in there with a bag of potato chips!

We were appalled, not only did they bring the unhealthy treat up into da clurb, but also they didn't discard of the bag in the proper receptacle!

Now this queen rolled up in executive realness! To a pool party? How very SFL Summer '06?

See that's that problem with bringing Executive Realness to a pool party! You're naturally gonna sweatcha ass off!

GOOL loves a good ladyboy!

Especially the Thai ladyboys!

Not to mention a boy who comes in a heel! UBW!

A little DTM (dyed to match) but we'll take it!

Just three ladies gossiping!

We love The Professor!

We're not sure sure if the party really needed more ice...

...or if the boys just wanted to see the cutest delivery boy from the pantry as he walked on out!

Sundek in da house!

Werq the Sundek, werq werq the Sundek!

Our favorite Italian contingency!

Speaking of Italian, no his name isn't Vito, it's Anferny! Same thing though really!

Mazel Tov to the goys who got engaged!

FRANCISCO COSTA? IS THAT CHU?

CHARLIZE HERSCHEL? IS THAT CHU?

No wonder you were late to the party! Do you SEE how perfect your hair is?

One of the hosts wonders "what did we get ourselves into this year?"

The deck collapsed! So what! Who cares!

Someone got a little roughed up in The Meat Rack!

The PlayBOYZ!

THE DAN!

THE JEFF!

Take it off sister friend!

We could just picture it. You read about it in Page Six:
"Deck collapses as group of successful (and some unsuccessful) queens party to Madonnas new release "Celebration!"

A couple who swims togetha....

Wonder how this one night stand turned out!

We love this group of gals!

Joseph got jealous that there were so many bunny ears. He took matters into his own hands and made a pair of his own!

WHO WHORE IT BETTER?

Both of these are very tough calls because they all look so stunning in their Park and Ronen bikini bottoms!

While The Fudgepacker has a sickatating body and looks cute in a neon yellow bikini bottom by Park and Ronen, Joseph's skin tone is the perfect shade to pull off a gorgeous neon orange number (plus her package looks bigger)!

This one was a real doozy because both boyz are workin' the striped bikini almost equally as well.
Forest's sunglasses, are cute for the time being if not a little trendy while the other dude's Ray Ban aviators will take him further into the future...

Heyyyyyy GWARL!

We can't wait for Whitney EITHER!

On the way home it was all about Joan and pokah playahs!

Lina is giving the Dolce dress Kelly Rowland served in the opening sequence of The Fashion Show! But Lina keeps it classy with a little leopard undie!

The many faces of Michael!

Once we got home it was all about Oliver's Thom Browne polo which he was reluctant to be photographed in sans his Goyard bag! LOL!

Fanz of GOOL!

Suzy Wong! Wake up! Tea ain't THAT boring!

We had no idea trannies had the right to marry yet in New York but she better werq a bachelorette party at tea!

As soon as the boyz figured it out that they weren't cute anymore and we got the relief of not seeing them at tea, a girl had to stroll up in a pair of T.R. booty shorts?