GOOL GOES GREEK!

GOOL's own Miguel Enamorada (you know him better as Miguelita of the Miguelita/Shania chronicles) on ASSignment covering everything Greece for GOOL

Fire Island Ferry, meet the superfast, business and upperclass cabin on the Mykonos Ferry!

Who knows her name, but anyone with a line of clothing is a friend of ours!

Outside Pieros, THE afterhours club


The Official American Crew pic


Miguelita stops to "catch his breath" on Super Paradise Beach


Looks like Brian had a little fingerING accident!


Gals, the sunset during tea in THE PINES has NOTHIN' on the sunset at Mykonos' tea


Mykonos churches, cuz there's an epidemic going around Europe and it's called GAY MARRIAGE!


GAY I-D MAGAZINE SHOOT? GOOL-ies, Miguelita needz help finding his co-model, if you've seen this missing model, please write to us so Miguelita can find huh!


Looks like Americans are not so far behind on this GAY MARRIAGE thing. Could Chris Benz be plannin a 2008 summer wedding?


What to pack for your: Ladies, it's hard packing for a trip to Mykonos direct from NYC via Milano, via Firenze, via Moscow. It's all about packing light with your cute weekender and perhaps a Dries Van Noten satchel as jetsetter Chris Campbell did!



And here, a GOOL exclusive, Miguelita gives us an insider guide to doing Mykonos only the way a GOOL-ie would!

Spotted at Mykonos
Collin Cowie, Nate Berkus, and Carson Kressly. Opening of C bar at The Belvedere, Collin Cowie's new bar thing, which we really think stands for C You Next Tuesday Bar (Flight 001 from Mykonos to Bangkok with a LAYovah in Montauk will board....NEXT TUESDAY!)

5 Mykonos MUSTS!!!
1. EAT a GYRO
2. Sunset TEA at Elysium Hotel
3. A chic day and lunch at jet set Psarou beach.
4. Elia Beach and lunch at the restaurant on the cliff
5. Have the BEST pork chop you've EVER had at Agios Sostis, the beach is amazing as well.

5 Mykonos DONT'S
1. Go in August..when is less crowded during the end of July.
2. Use public transport (cabs and buses) to get around. You will be left at the beach trying to hitch a ride back.
3. Think you can walk everywhere. Unlike FI, it's a mother F-ing big island.
4. Married Euro's, they are every where. Ring finger spotting a must.
5. Just go to Elia and Super Paradise. Yes they are gay but there are other more amazing and beautifull beaches (see above)

The Mykonos DIET....it works!!!
Wake up at around 1pm
Go to the beach and do a bit of cardio in the clear ocean water (any other form of cardio would work for at least 30mins, sex included)
Have small greek salad at around 4pm.
Drink either vodka on the rocks or with soda at Tea around 8pm (hopefully you get a little tipsy and not feel hungry)
Order another Greek salad for dinner at around 9ish, pick a little from other peoples plates, but only one bites worth.
Go out and dance (you can substitute other forms of cardio here as well for at least an hour) until 3 or 4am.
If you had too much to eat or drink, pick up a someone and go home and continue with your cardio workout.
If you're going home alone. Eat your feelings at a Gyro stand on the way home. Just make sure to add 30min more cardio tomorrow.
Enjoy your new slimswimsuit figure!!!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

Miguelita