A Whole Lotta Lady

Say hello to a new GOOL devotee Brian

The hottest (straight) couple in the Pines!

We were so in shock because we HAVE these socks but would NEVAH!

Say hello to the pastel princesses...

...and don't forget the Fred Perry princesses too!

Honeys when you be skinny the only option you have is to take the Polo shirt and throw lotz of darts in it

Last week we showed you a fake Vuitton fanny pack, and now THIS? Is this signaling the return of the fanny pack?

More navy and white...

The Fire Island Pines' cuttest new couple...

Lina is givin' us easy curls

AND easy booty!

On the way to the grocery...

Only in the Pines would they play "I'm horny, horny, horny, horny" IN THE GROCERY STORE!

And now ladies and well, ladies, you might remember her from last year, the one, the only, MISS ALLEN

And speaking of heels on a raft, there is nothing like a lucite platform heel. The wide surface area is almost better than fins for those days when you need extra water traction in the poo!

The white patent pumps, so very KEVIN

They make the perfect accessory

"I LOOOOVE what you've done with this"

Look! Ryan is so versative she can take her gorgeous head wrap and turn it into a flag!



While Tommy is a spokesperson for the wonderful hair product Kerastase...

Sha-nay-nay just signed with NEARLY ME, the finest in chicken cutlet breast enhancers.

She looks SO butch, then she opens her mouth and a really big Goyard bag with pastel stripes and the initials MA for Miss Allen falls right on out!

Sunday night at tea and queens are still rollin' from that Playboy party.

JAMES DEAN IN CARRIE DONOVAN'S SUNGLASSES? IS THAT CHU?

Miss Allen is auditioning for the remake of "The Birdcage..."

...the hooker version!

Soomy only wishes she were that tall!

Presenting the GOOL-Vagina Monologues starring Allison!

Who morphs into beautiful creations with the help of her Sally Hershberger frenz

Just look how easily they make her look like Gwen Stefani!

We promise we only test on Allison's but they are not hurt in the process!

We were please to welcome The Pointer Sisters into our home!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa