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Sunday, July 29, 2007

We Do Not Mean to Neglect CHU!

We know we have been MIA for a couple weeks now but we apologize, we were working our asses off. Just know, queens, that if we ever disappear like this in the future, NO, we have not quit on you without telling you, NO, we have not fallen off the face of the earth. YES, you are always on our mind and we wish we could spend all day in front of the computer just posting for CHU!

We got calls from literally all over the world asking us when we were going to resume posting. Our favorite was from BRYANBOY, who called all the way from the Philipines to tell us that he was going through GOOL withdrawl! WE LOVE BRYANBOY. Without further a'do, here's our POST!

We have told you before about the cargo shorts, but now you queens gotta ad a tube sock wit' it?


Some queens obvi still haven't received the memo


Miss Gurungi was sure feelin' yellow up in there!


First she accesorized the yellow cardi zip up with a turq patent skinny belt...


...and next she paired it with none other than a Corona beer and a FLEET ENEMA! At least she made it a SISTER PACK!


Roomies in LOVE


Sistah's in LOVE!


Why it's 2006's 597 Fire Island Blvd. reunited!


GOOL loves a FBM=Fine black man!


She really perfected the "half tuck"


It is ONE thing for a man to wear a Grecian sandal plucked freshly from a trip to Mykonos...


...it is surely another to throw on a cheap pair of mandals from The Starting Line on Chelsea's 8th Avenue.


There is ONE thing GOOL hates: Imitation. Even when it's in the form of True Religions!


GOOL would like to welcome new GOOL-ies Vicky and Fletcher to the gang!


GOOL has been inspired by all the colors of the rainbow (being the fairies that we are), so we did a little photoshoot to commemorate SUMMER COLORS!


We have also been inspired by the always summer classics, white and navy


Here, Miguelita and Miss Gurungi model the finest in summer apparel


We headed over to the Stonewall Foundation party where they were serving Christiania vodka, who is giving PINK vodka a run for their money sponsoring all these gay parties. GOOL has always been a supporter of PINK!


More imitation, this time in the form of a FANNY PACK!


GOOL hearts a political message TEE!


Adorable queens!

OH, no she did NOT! wear her spaghetti strap A|X tank in public!


Everyone knows GOOL loves a lil' salt n' pepper!


They think they're butch, but they still practice their supermodel poses just like the rest of us!


It's the summer of man marriage!


A True Religion bermuda, now that's a new version we haven't seen yet


Lina workin' her lounge


Who doesn't like a lavash wrap when they're at the CLUUB



Lacoste Eyewear, a cute decision!


They won some volleyball tournament! Congrats queenz!


Later in the evening the 2006 597 FIB crew had a reunion banquet. You know what THAT means!


LOTSA HEELZ...


...LOTSA WIGZ!

Even the real girlsz were doin' WIGZ


...and a few embellished capes don't hurt either!


SOOOMY got draped in this Frette sheet inspired number with elastic thick belt neckline by none other than...


Miguelita!

GOOL would like to introduce a few new characters to you!

1) Marcy Engleman, she's a very busy fashion publicist with very important clients!


2) Rachel Walkowitz: She's a 13 year old girl whose Bat Mitzvah is right around the corner so she is very busy this summer studying her Haftorah !


CRUELLA DEVILLE? IS THAT CHU?


Miguelita does a fierce Amy Winehouse


Gettin' ready for her big number!


Curly is makin' a comeback!


Portraits of Ladies!


Rapunzel, Rapunzel


"Kumadini? Yes, I would like to request a few samples for my photoshoot Monday"


Introducing a new bra innovation, we like to call THE FABULOUS BRA


She suits all different necklines.



The butch(ish) queens were feelinga little safari inspiration up in here (AKA Banana Republic circa 1991)


TANLINES? THAT IS NOT CHU!


It's cute when you finally see some STYLE up in Fire Island!


OH NO SHE DID NOT WEAR HER HIGH SLIT SKIRT TO TEA!


Now THAT'S floral!


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa



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