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Friday, June 29, 2007

It's all about Realness!

Finally we have a second to breathe and post our pics from Pride. We rushed back to the city just in time for the Pier Dance. Believe it or not it was our first time EVER attending the pier dance...


We got there nice and early like any circuit queen would


Our old friend and GOOL-ie Goldie was there...AND QUEER!


Same flags, different party


Don't get me started. Don't even get me started!


Purple hair ex-ten-shuns...


Shake what-cha mama gave you!


You go girl not wearing cargo shorts!


COWBOY HATZ? OH.M.G.


We thought you had to live in LA to wear Ed Hardy


Shouldn't it say "Fire Crotches Have More Fun?"

Asymetrical Red Sock Realness


Somewhere Over the Rainbow these glasses are cool.


Fashion Circuit Boyz Report:


New Jersey in the Hauuuuus!


It's pride not Halloween Queen!


Why you gotta censor it?

Ain't no other wo(man) but chu!


300, THE MOVIE REALNESS!


Bumpin' Pussies in cargo shorts!


THE INCREDIBLE HULK? IS THAT CHU?


Queens, these are the worst sneakers EVAH! Please take note.


The Plaid Twins.


Into watersports?

This fire fighter may be able to "hose" you off!

A hooded cape. Always in season


I mean we LOVE Idina Menzel and all but why does she gotta have a trailor to perform at the Pier Dance. Who does she think she is? J. Lo? Pull up, get on stage, perform, leave. It's THAT easy!

Later at Ono we ran into Miss Ragsdale fresh off the Verizon Wireless float.


Joe and Jonsab were also up in THERE.


Tretorn Oldschool REALNESS!


QUEENS...Why you gotta work too man styles at once? Choose one and stick with it.


Girlz gone Gay


Nicky's sweater is neither Moschino nor Missoni. It's Mosconi.


About supporting your gayz with striped socks for pride Madame


We promise to work with Lina on her poses. They are getting a bit monotonous.


What is going on here. Earlier in the week we showed you hairy lower back. Now with hairy shoulders. Queens you got choices: pluck, wax, thread. It's so simple to be smooth!


If you need some smooth inspiration, here ya go!

After pride we dined with Lyan at Florent where someone had an emergency situation.


Who knew Trina Turk had a restaurant.

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 8:28 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Bryanboy said...

"Nicky's sweater is neither Moschino nor Missoni. It's Mosconi."

jesus mother of god I *DIED*

hilarious!!!!!!

7:51 PM  

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