How am I supposed to know? You're the Professional!

Fire Island on Memorial Day Weekend. See what GOOL was up to:

Fire Island Angel: This is what happens when you have a boy that passes out every night at 9pm and a hairstylist in your Fire Island share.

YOKO AND JOHN? IS THAT CHU?

DIOR HOMME FALL 2006? IS THAT CHU?

We guess that Lindsay saw the HOODY shoot GOOL did a couple weeks ago.

GOOL roves a good BUTCH!

Look at that gurl with the daisy dukes on!

Dresses DO grow on trees!

Lina arrived in Fire Island in STYLE...and exited that SAME WAY! We hear she might not be playing high tea anymore which SUX! What will high tea be WITHOUT Lina?

The fairies had to stand on the Ferry it was so crowded up in there!

Gool got a sneak peak inside INDEX, Low Tea's retail store :)

The Sunglass Sisters

An Asian and her rice queen go at it again!

A twink tragedy!

Oh no she did NOT match her sweater to her crocs!

A leather sandal statement for summer

What in the world are these bitches thinking? CROCS ARE CRAP!

Ice Ice Baby!

Very reminicient of the behind the scenes at tea shoot circa Summer 06!

Is that a robber trying to break in to INDEX, low tea's retail store?

Wonderful draping, wonderful collar, wonderful bell sleeve: makes for a wonderful drag dress!

The NY Post last week said that under no circumstances should a man wear denim cut offs. GOOL does not agree; however, only certain men can get away with them.

Some goes for short shorts! Wear 'em if you can flaunt 'em!

A OK

Soooomyantha is quite flexible

Brendan and Joe just haven't broken their thumb sucking habits just yet!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: WEAR GINCH GONCH!

...OR PAINTED FOOT PRINTS ON YOUR SHORTS!

IS LINA TAKING INSPIRATION FROM SHANIA RENDEZVOUS' DASHIKA MOVEMENT?

Chic-Anne

More fun with mirrors!

She works hard for her money! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Someone's been working out at the ob g.y.m

HELLLLLL NO! We thought this was a WO man until we saw her man boobs!

They're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz!

Stiletto's are a bitch. That's why we always opt for a little platform in our lady shoes!

Corn on the cobb: The perfect late night snack!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: WEAR SCRUBS ON FIRE ISLAND!

One of our favorite ads this season is the Steven Klein Dolce & Gabbana ad...

...we just HAD to replicate it!

Behind the scenes shots of the GOOL supermodels

Coctails are served on every GOOL campaign!

To all you FC's out there. We have a warning!

Your skin is fare, so you gotta wear sunscreen or you'll send up looking like THIS!

GOOL loves a good arched back pose

You NEED that big of an umbrella, ella ella ay ay ay, to protect that Birkin bag!

Next time we suggest a simple black bra, instead of this austentatious YELLOW one!

Wrong Way/Right Way

Boyz playin' with their ballz!

Behold: The GOOL fake tattoo: All the cool gurls are wearing it!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa