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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

5-6-7-8!

It's that time of year kidz!

Welcome home to Fire Island Queens!


Our first look at the new pavillion structure.


In new developments, the upstairs area that used to be completely OPEN for high tea has now been split into two spaces. A new lounge called GLOW will open that will serve as an alternative to Sip and HURL.


Citarella will occupy the ground floor in the front of the structure. It looks small but if it serves good quality prepared foods, we'll be THERE!


Pantry vs. Citarella! Who you gonna support this season? We will continue to support the pantry but we are curious to see what Citty-relly has to offer.


Not only is the Pavillion getting fancy, but so are the ladies, carrying Bottega briefs in the harbor.

No matter where you shop, you are sure to see boyz in short shortz!


...and cargo shorts!


OUR FIRST TEA:
It was a little cold out in Fire Island this past weekend so it was all about THE HOODIE!

Guess the top...


There's nothing like a one man band with state of the art instruments!


BANGEE TANLINES? IS THAT CHU?


What could the beautiful Robyn Bird have in her hand?


Why it's a Flag!



PINK is NOT the NEW GOOL?


Lime denim jackets are the new FRUIT!


Ladies, you can have Shanias look too. Mossimo jacket, $29.99, at a Target store near you.


Apparently stripes are back this season...We do love Jamis' cashmere!



Love your Tea Tee GURL!


Queens couldn't WAIT to get to tea. They came right from the ferry.

Why don't we MAKEUP?


Running shoes. Should be reserved for RUNNING only.

Andrew and Shania try to replicate the famous scene from Titanic (in stripes)


ROW tea, we Rove you!

Label Whores
Stumbling home from tea.


Shania Rendezvous started out in a great mood on Sunday
Until that freak Kai Kuhne stole her Missoni handkerchief

That's when there was a CONFRONTATION!


It had all the queens entertained for a while


Fresh Flower Fabulous


Pepper Shaker Pretty


When making Tuna, always wear your finest bolero.


Sooomyantha for BUTCH Swimwear


LANVIN AD? IS THAT CHU?


How to bustle a blanket




You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella ay, ay


Which apparently we are going to hear ALL summah long!



We just had to try to replicate our favorite Kylie video


Wigs DO grow on trees!


Umpa Lumpa, Oompity Do


It sho has been a terrible allergy season

Get chore hair did!



SWEET POTATO? IS THAT CHU?


Whether plastic or metal framed, it's all about an aviator.


Boy that mirrored room sure is gonna be FUN this summah!



Soooomyantha found a chic way to travel around town.


We love when a trade show bag is knocking off Vuitton


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 4:59 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger RICHAYBAR said...

Who makes that blue plaid, flannel vest?

It's CAH-yute!

Give it.

1:59 PM  

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