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Monday, April 23, 2007

Spring Awakening!

Spring is finally here UP IN HERE! And we spent the weekend enjoying the weather and HYDRATING ourselves!


MMMM there's nothing like a tropical drink at an Italian restaurant!


When in doubt, order a nuclear bomb! Although she's not wearing a bow, she is wearing something else tied around her neck.


Global warming preparedness at Marc Jacobs


It has stopped raining but looks like MJ is banking on all the people in the city snaggin' a rain boot after last weeks rain situation!


If it ties, Miss Yassky will wear it...WWW.MISSYASKYSBOWS.COM


Saturday we hit the PIER and lemme tell you. IT WAS REAL BANGEE!


We love when the Latinas dye their hair platinum. NOW THAT'S BANGEE!


We are feeling the skinny white jean, tank look AND the short jean shorts look once again this summer...


The gay pride parade is two months away. No need to stroll down 7th Avenue topless GURLS!


If you're looking for some bangee individ-yuls on the down low just walk off the pier towards Christopher Street.


Not all D&G is made equal!


We love us some D&G but who nuh uh!


White sneakers, white shirt, white kidnaper van! TRAY CHIC!


Billy the Brit shares the sunset on the West side with GOOL, before he steals away our Davey to London where they'll live happily ever after!

We thought it couldn't get worse than a True Religion back pocket. Well, it just did!


If you live in New York you must feel the same way we feel about this store on Hudson. It's time for a new window. The fan blowing the dress thing is getting old!


You know a store is real classy when they feature some topless mannequins up in there!


Who knew Miguelita opened a womens boutique?


Marathon or Circuit Party?


Gool-ies celebrate Earth Day by running the Adidas Run for the Parks
4M in CP with 6,500 other New Yorkers.....We wish your shirt was off Charlize!



After, they hit Hellz Kitchen for some gay brunch

Sunday we bid farewell to Davey who heads to London to live with his husband...


We started at Marions for some cocky tails


The culprit, we do love Billy the Brit but we are so sad he is stealing our friend.

A man in dark jeans and white buttondown, so effortless. Makes you wanna bite off a piece o' dat!


Next we went to European Union for dinner, where....


...the portions were Ginormous and we had to run to the deli to buy crackers because they ran outta bread for our cheese plates...


WHAD UP WIDDAT?


But the highlight of the night began at 11:30pm at Joe's Pub...


Watch out London...Here comes TRUBS!


May we suggest not going to Kiki and Herb after drinking for 5.5 hours prior?


Cuz you WILL be tired!


May we also suggest bringing your glasses because you will not want to miss Miss Kiki!


Leave it to a Brit to wear Paul Smith HEAD to toe!


Nothing like a lil' interaction from Kiki.


We hope it's not ass cancer!


A strong powerful woman!


POCAHONTAS? IS THAT CHU?

Bye bye davey! We will miss chu!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 10:40 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

OH. MY. GOD.

hilarious post :)

i really ahould get my obese ass in nueva york, no??

11:17 AM  

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