No Period=Pregnancy

Last night the gayz were out to celebrate Madam Shapiro's burfday at APT.

It ain't hard to crack up when you're posing with a queen with a bow wrapped around her body

You wanna piece of this? Miss Yassky bow-tying classes: Offered the first Friday of every month at Pearl River Mart. For details: www.missyasskysbows.com

Although it wasn't the most opportune time to arrive, we all thanked god when Miss Yassky's period FINALLY arrived.

With the risk of additional leakage, good thing she had a tampon in her purse.

When you're used to looking at menswear all day, it gets exciting to just TOUCH a clutch.

Here Bri Bri Coats demonstrates the proper holding technique of a clutch proving she's just not an expert in menswear, but has a knack for womenswear as well!

While Miguelita demonstrates proper posing techniques for all you GOOL-ies. Arch the back and purse the lipz.

Chris Campbell: "Yes Miss Yassky, I'll come to your next bow tying claaaaaas."

When you don't have headphones to cover your ears, Hanuk recommends using your camera. It works just the same.

Smurfette called...

...she wants her hat back!

The queen of all parties.

If you can't afford the Goyard wallet, you can always save up for the bracelet.

Just think: Soon we'll be wearing tanks instead of peacoats!

It starts as a friendly portrait sitting...

...and always ends with a tongue kiss

Harry: "Dammit Miss Yassky, you got your period on me!"

"Wait, if I don't get my period that means I'm pregnant?"

Although Yuki is just as dashing all bundled up, we prefer huh in short shorts, a tank and suspendahs!

GOOL luvs a sunburst photo!

And now, GOOL introduces a new section: THE DETAIL SHOTS, much like www.style.com does for the runway, we do it the gayway!

The python ankle boot

The grey knit tights

The studded lace-up

The wino hair accessory

The white weird shoe

The spectator shoe

The jazzhands and metallic sneaker

See ya tonight! Scroll down for pool party info...

THAT'S ALL!

Mwa Mwa