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Friday, March 09, 2007

Forever Gay!

Yesterday we took Shania Rendezvous to Forever 21 to prepare his GOOL POOL PARTY wardrobe decisions. Here are a few of Shanias favorites:


This cute little tote will double as a beach bag for Fire Island this summer (all for just 15 dollah)...


....while this "hoochie" dress could be worn over your one piece swimsuit AND work well at the Roxy (afterall, this Saturday night is the cluuuub's last night so you gotta look feeeiii----ahs!)

This belted jacket is a perfect coverup for after-swim drinky poos at the bar...
(Notice Shania Rendezvous just can't get enuf of that tote)



Even the manequins are gettin' ready for the ANNIVERSARY POOL party!
(There's that damn tote again)

MEREDITH MELLING BURKE WITH WIDE LEGZ ON? IS THAT CHU?
While we might shop at Forever 21, at least we know...
...which is so much more ghetto!


We weren't the only queens in Forever 21 making wardrobe decisions...

Later in the night we had drinks at Rocking Horse: There is nothing chic-er than Chips and Goyard.

On the way home, we were frigid but realized that Spring is right around the corner, or at least that's what retailers would like YOU to think!
UGH! Looks like gayz are gonna be able to get their handz on cargos again this summer. Fine with us, gives us something to rip on!

In honor of Charlize's trip to LA we have some Hollywood coverage for you:
How very Tom Ford/Richard Buckley is Ryan and his boyfriend? Apparently Ryan likes daddies TOO!

Dangerous Muse looks nice and chesty at the launch of Logo on Time Warner in LA


Queen who do you thinkchu are? Gay Elvis?


YOU SHOULD NEVAH: DRESS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE REALLY A TRANNY!


And in some Hollywood news, apparently Salma Hayak is engaged to Francois Pinault and expecting a baby. We just wonder where her and Penelope got the sperm from!

...and here is the director's cut of the Madonna for H&M commerical.


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

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