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Thursday, March 15, 2007

The GOOL Summer LOOK

Summer is approaching and we have been struggling all week to determine what our look for this summer should be. Here we have narrowed it down to our favorite looks that we feel are going to inspire us during the HEAT:


A empire belted swimsuit by Gucci: Cuz you never know when you'll need a belt to whoop someone's ASS!


Jewery:
This St. Laurent necklace: Cuz when you meet a trick, nothing says I love you like ripping off a piece of your heart shaped necklace, and handing it over with a soft wink.


OR it's always nice to have a necklace that holds a replica of each and every testicle you've seen this summer!


Eyewear:
Giambattisa Valli's sunglass and hat look: Cuz Fire Island doesn't rent out those umbrellas on the beach, so you gotta bring your own!

Balenciaga Eyewear: For when you wanna hang off the front of the Fire Island Clipper (ferry) like you're in Titanic and NOT get splashed on all ovah your face!



Shoe Stories:
Versace metallic heels: Cuz wouldn't it be easy if you could just use your shoes as a mirror to fix your hair and makeup in between low and high tea?


The Prada multi-colored patent flat: Cuz who wants to wear a heel trapsing down the boardwalk after a few drinks?

The Burberry patent ankle book: Cuz it DOES rain in Fire Island and a rain boot doesn't have to hide your sexy legz anymore!


Louis Vuitton complete looks: Perfect for the traveling manicurist business we are starting this summer in the Pines. (We travel house to house giving queens mani/pedis).

Makeup Decisions: Dewey natural tan like Carmen Kass in Fendi


Speaking of Fendi, this croc bag is a perfect weekender because it's terribly chic!


Hair Trendz:
The Wiiiiiiiiide headband: For when you don't wanna look cheap anymore with your....

...$6.00 THIN headband from American Apparel



Even though some trends get overexposed quickly...


...just like some PEOPLE do...


GOOL is gonna rock the summer turban, like Stam wears at Prada...


Cuz who doesn't wanna look like an OLSEN?


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 8:09 PM

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