Portrait of a Lady!

GOOL took some pics of some key-players in the Fire Island Fourth weekend. Can you believe it's already weekend again?

Tuesday was INVASION, where all the trannies from here to Egypt get "invade" the harbor!

Our own Shania Rendezvous was workin' a simple patriotic number flanked by a group of vintage syncronized swimmers!
Chil' there were lots of heels up in there!

Charles de Gaulle nonstop to The Pines, lit-ra-lee!

How Moulin Rouge chic

Tanlines: Always in style. Um, yea, hi, we were like living for this gentleman's tanlines. Can you like cawl us?

NANCY REAGAN? IS THAT CHU?

I'll have a gaysian sandwich on a roll, hold the foreskin...

A million fairies board the ferry for INVASION. I swear i was just waiting for that ferry to tip over with a bunch of queens screaming cuz their weaves got ruined!

Why wear the dress when you can just get the same pattern tattoo'd all over your bod?

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: SILK SCREEN YOUR BUTT CHEECKS WITH "WOOF," "HOLLA," OR ANY OTHER OVERUSED GAY PHRASE!

Mwa Mwa!