There's No Place Like the Pines!

Heels are the new sneaker slash flip flop!

One of our favorite houses on Fire Island
Ryan presents us with Harpers Bazaar circa 1991

Who's your daddy?

Lina dressed so festive for the FURTH of JOO-LY with her flag skirt and built in FIRECRACKERS!

That's a helluva lot going on but it works for Xander

Detroit is da bomb, er, looks like a bomb hit it!

OOOPS, We forgot to include this in the "TWO OF HEARTS" story yesterday...So here you have it...TWO SARONGS!

We J'adore Xavier Robertsand Tsubi red glasses

We are also strongly featuring these blue Bronco $5 sunglasses...Hell we are featuring the entire LOOK!
Harajuku Girls you got your wicked style...

Harajuku gang fits well in all atmospheres

...like everywhere!

We know that Patrick McDonald's "thing" is hats and we know he likes this pattern, so why not make it a hat like Samantha did?

Chad Gracie (far right): We love how she adds a ladies touch even to his beach look!

Our new friend Ben and his girlfriend Eliza. She's chic! Obvi, she's Polly Mellen's great neice...They came out to stay with Ben's dad! AWWWW

Speaking of chic, we love a patent Marc Jacobs wallet

...and speaking of Marc Jacobs, it seems that if it's $14 and says Marc Jacobs on it, every queen's gonna have 'em!

Decked in a Paul Smith pink blouse and Dolce white jeans and leather belt ain't no wonder Robert has the gayest voice on all of Fire Island! Queen loves her labelsssssssss!

Someone's been watching a liiiiiitle too much....

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Craig can't decide between Rice or Beans!

Takin' tending bar to the next lev!

We kinda liked this just 80's enough Ver-SaSe tee until we saw it on three other guys over the weekend.
"I am Shane, not Shania," she screams!

They so cheap, you can even cut 'em and not feel guilty! Cheap Monday's jeans!

GOOL Lost and found: One tranny cutlet. To claim, please email us at lostandfound@gayzofourlives.comIntroducing James who will play the lead opposite Shania Rendezvous in the soon to be released exclusive music video for GOOL!

We have behind the scenes footage as the two seem to be getting along on AND off the set!

Our still-life photog Craig Kugler was on set while the camera's were rolling

Shania has already started doing press for her soon to be released video. Here's a sneak peek at Shania's shoot for the Tranny Gazette!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: WEAR YOUR NEICES COWBOY HAT TO LOW TEA!

Mwa Mwa!