HAPPY FURTH OF JOO-LY

This week, we will feature lots of UN-coverage from the long weekend in the Pines!

It was all about pairs this weekend in Fire Island.
Other things spotted in pairs: Two drag queens.

Two Pinetastic tanks! Uh- Mah- Gawd, like WTF is Pinetastic?

Two scrum-chi boyz.

Two gaysianz!

Let me see you but your FLAGS URRRRP!--Mary J. Blige

Miss Yassky? IS THAT CHU?

Gemma! THAT AIN'T CHU!
Librarian Chic

There was a lot of people on CRACK this weekend!

Everyone loves a girl who can hang with the gayz in F.I. for the whole weekend.

P.I.N.K. Vodka: It's everywhere YOUS wanna be!

There were all sorts of patterns up in the F.I. Pines. From PLAID TO..

MADRAS. From CAMO to...

FLORAL, toLeopard: "A little bit of Dolce goes a long way!" says guy in leopard trousers.

Marcus and George of the Muji party on Thursdays and Opus 22 on Sundays!

Linen: FLOWS nicely in black AND white...

1-800-MEN-OF-COLOR, 1-800-MEN-OF-COLOR

If you were dirty enuf to get that, you will love our next sighting:

Patrick McDonald: We love that he was wearing clothing while all the other boyz were wearing FLESH!

We knew the gayz love a thong, but never would we imagine that they'd get into the Superman apparel crayz that's sweeping Kitson.

REDHEAD, white and blue!

Love a gurl who straps on a heel to hit the beach!

Apparently they didn't get the memo that short shorts are in!

We hope you feel better Gregory from Pittsburgh!

Um, this was handz down the hottest guy in all of Fire Island, maybe even New York State this weekend. We were so shy, we couldn't ask for a face shot but were dreaming of more than a shot on our face...

Speaking of wrestle-mania: there was a cat fight up in LOW TEA yesterday. We hope you can follow the saga cuz it was DRAMA!

Leave it to straight girlz to start a fight in a gay bar.
THANK GOD FOR MISS YASKY WHO PLAYED MEDIATOR. The two could really relate as MISS YASSKY asks "Honey, who is your role model" and gets the response he was hoping for "MADONNA!"
.they really bonded when Miss Yassky told her "Well, honey, Madonna would never start a fight."
but not before the ex boyfriend's gay brother, whom we think is named Gino or Vito, had something to say! All this before he grabs her cell phone and throws it into the bay!

They must have been from Cherry Grove because no respectable Pines resident would disturb the perfect beach community.

Stay tuned because tomorrow we will feature a story of boyz in heelz...

and a few pics from behind the scene of Shania Rendezvous' exclusive GOOL music video shoot...
It was a BIG crew since we are so high budge over here at GOOL!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: WE HAVE TO HIRE A CREDITS EDITOR FOR THIS ONE, BETWEEN THE CHANEL, BURBERRY, DIOR GLASSES, PUCCI SCARF...IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE.

Mwa Mwa!