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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Bonjour Bitches!

Last night Suzanne Bartsch hosted a performance of Cedar Lake's "Hammer" dance performance inviting all her fashionista friends like Lauren Izerski, Hal Rubernstein, John Bartlett, Johnny Dynell, Kenny Kenny, Richie and Travor, Dah Len, etc. etc. The afterparty featured your trannies, drag queens, and typical cray-zee kidz!

We j'adore Boyz in bow-ties!

Anglo-mania rears its ugly head.

Seen: Miss Von Cartier doing the catwalk. 'N Heard: "I don't know what the hell she's wearing but that shit is busted." We thought she look FEEEEE-AAAAAASS!

One of the dancers got stuck in a pose.

How very Gweneth in A View From The Top
All the Chil'ren were tryin' to get their last boot dayz in before Sum Sum.

Metallic was all the rage...Shiny Happy People...
Holding Handz.

It's the month of Le-May!


The lady in the background was Thierry Mugler's muse! GOOL wants to be someone's muse!
Memsor Kamarake , Vibe's Fashion Director servin' some trench coat ax-shun!
Seperated at Birth!=Who knew Mary Kate and Ashley support Suzanne Bartsch?!?
Galen's pearly whites are almost as BLINGY necklace...
Mama's been goooood to him!Je m'apelle Damien.
While we're speaking French...

Laurent (pronounced La-HUNT) Caillat is one model GOOL was always inspired by...
We found this 3 year old photo of Laurent and Pierre et Gilles
Guess who ELSE has shot with Pierre et Gilles?
Last night Amanda got blown!

It looks as if Suzanne is p.O'd. Could David Barton have pissed her off somehow?
She had it comin' She had it comin' all along!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: At least he was blessed with the talent of dance...

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 12:27 AM

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