Strike a Pose There's Nothing To It, Teen Vogue!

The Teen Vogue Slash Just Cavalli party went down last night at The Manor: The same spot where the GOOL party will be held May 20th!

A GOOL exclusive: Kelly Pickler is NOT acting... When asked where she got her shirt she replies "H. Lorenzo.It's on San-TA Monica in EL-A. It's my favorite store cuz they don't have anything like that where I am from. I'm from North Carolina"
Yah. we got that gurl!

She is just the sweetest, cutest thing since Pam!
Is Kelly the new face of Just Cavalli?

She was with her supposed lover Constantine (see--that's her boobie in red)!

...and speaking of gals that got kicked off their reality show...Earth to ANTM: Kick Jade off next please. Her attitude SUX!

Carson Kressley: An old friend of GOOL and by old we mean, we go way back.Roberto Cavalli was in da CASA!

"When Mama tells you to wear Cavalli to the party, she means it!"

If you want to be "IN" with this man....

You need to know this man...

Teen Vogue's Taylor in an all-over print.
Zoe Saldana brought her posse!

But dis her real man wiht Just Cavalli black suede jacket...

...and without said black suede jacket......if he shed ONE more layer GOOL would be happy!

We told ya girl knows how to get down!

And now for some Julia Roitfeld time....Looking chic...

but slightly more Cavalli here with mum...

GOOL obtained the transcript of their texts:
Julia to Prabal: I'm so over this place...
Prabal to Julia: Me too!
Julia to Prabal: Let's hit B8
Prabal to Julia: TOTES!

Now that's more like it!Genivieve Jones givin' us som Just Cavalli 'tude!"Gurl let's hit Mickey D's...."

Sho nuff, the night ended with some late night shizz-nacks!

MWA MWA!