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Friday, May 05, 2006

I'VE GOT A SECRET:

The Secret is out: There were 10 people inside Sugar last night at Secret and 8 of them were GOOL-ers! One GOOL-er even shouted out "Is this place gonna go out of bizzzz-ness or something." We hope NOT!


Xander was the only inspiring thing there!Man those must be some dirty nuts!Over at Secret we think some people forgot that Gayz don't do bottle service....
We kinda think you're hot boy on the right....GUUUURL on the left: you're cute!
Guess whose legz these are...They're the boyz on the right! We're dying!

Oh sista chil' It's the black Amanda...
Argyle vans??? Hmmmm kinda chic!
A one-zee at Duvet....kinda not so chic!
Boyz in da HOOD!
SOMEONE GOT HER NEW TITTIES!
and she wants to show 'dem off!
HAHAHAHA! We've gotz a Poser!
Happy Cinco de Mayo Bitches!
Flawless! Absoltely flawless!
GOOL thinks the scarf thing has gotten TOE-TA-LEE OUTTA HAND!

That is one hot homeless DUDE!Actually he was one of the performers at DUVET last night! He's a maniac, maniac on the floor!


Word has it that Amanda Lepore got her own reality show! GOOL should be it's primary sponsor!

SEE YOU TONIGHT!

MWA MWA!

posted by S at 6:35 PM

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