GTI

This weekend we headed to Connecticut for a little wintery fun!

This post is dedicated to what happened between the time these two photos were taken
7pm and 3am!

It's all about Valentines Day realness!

We all were GTI...

Trying to cook in time for all the guests to arrive!

It was stressing us out big time!

But our spread turned out JUST FINE!

She's kinda da-gorgeous

And once we had a drink in our hand, we were ready to Partay!

Meat and Balls...What's not to love?

Kerstin...

...and Jandro are both working out their new purchase...

What a naughty school girl!

Coming out....of the fridge!

Looks like they got the memo on the brown shawl collar lewk!

Cutest couple EVAH!

Some like it RUFF!

These two were like two peas on a pod!

God dammit Gretchen get outta the bar, some of us want a drink!

They are both so...How should we put this?.....Cuddly!

When a three year old's tutu doesn't fit over your waist...

...You MUST improvise!

And find other uses!

Miss Yaskky's runway coaching dayrate of $36,000 a day made it quite a lucrative weekend...

1st client: Sarah/Half day (she gave up)= $18,0000

2nd client Jason: 2 days @ $36,000. She has been booking and re-booking lessons since she met Miss Yassky = $72,000

3rd Client Dana: Star pupil $36,000 - 20% off for good effort=$$28,800

All in all David grosses $118,000! If you ever get paid girl remember to set aside 30% for taxes GOIRL!

You might owe some money to your first assistant girl!

And the rest of the support staff of Miss Yassky's runway coaching bidness!
Jason: Agent
Ben: 2nd Assistant
Soomy: Menswear runway consultant
Jandro: Plus size runway consultant

If you don't pay up Miss Yassky we will come 4 u!

Not quite sure what she is doing here?!

But we can only imagine!

I like to kick and stretch!

Shall we see that in vidgeo?

Lady Gaga realness!

Japanese restaurant waitress...

Slash Snuggie realness!

Camp Guilford for Girls!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL