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Saturday, January 02, 2010

A Toe Up and Pounded Out New Year!


This New Years Eve some of us headed to Madam Shapiro's mommys' house in Vermont!


Welcome to...


When we arrived we should have known we were in for trouble! Miss Yassky was in rare form!


Shaun though, was cooking a fierce chicken dinner...


She really knows how to POUND IT OUUUUUUT!


Nothing like tossing the salad!


After dinner it was of course time for a little bit of gay scrabble.
Her is a list of our words:
Ndeffnli=Indefinately
Udidgawr=You Did Girl!
U Mayj-=You Are Major
Ipadeoe= I paid her
Rxes=Short for anorexic
...and our favorite:
Autejzan=Artesian as in Fiji water is autejzan


Tanlines and Madam tryin' to be all butch in the snow!


Ohhhhhhh boy!


After a little game of scrabble some of the gals hit the dance schtudio to rehearse their big dance routine!

Ladies, and well, ladies, we'd like to introduce........The GOOL-ettes!

Stephen, the baby of the group!


Shaun, the master of Vogue-ing!

Miss Yaskky, the tyrant!


...and Soomy, who's moves are TOE UP!


The next day was Susan/Terry Cloth's arrival. Let us paint the pictcha:
Susan arrives in a full NYC outfit but quickly gets into Vermont lesi gear!


While Madam is permaneantly in Vermont lesi gear.


Apparently Madam and Nicky weren't the only ones inspired by some Vermont lesi gear!


After dinner half the crew snuggled up to...


A real butch movie...


While the rest of us, how should we call us...dedicated ones, hit the schtudio to nail the routine!


Then we got even more athletic and skied and snowboarded!
Shaun's fave position!


Why Madame, not sure the helmut and goggles...



...add any masulinity to your lewk!



Even on the slopes it's all about runway!


We just adore Jeff's major ski sweater lewk!


Ladies who ski together...


No we are not at a queer country klurb...


Our theme was black tie on top and Vermont realness on the bottom:










What a lovely table for a bunch of queens to bring in the New Year!

Nicky really POUNDED OUT THE MEAT!


The kidz were in awe that us old folks were listening at the dinner table to old Barbara Streisand like old queens!


That's a lot of Italian thighs for one churr!

Susan makes such a lovely hostess!


Happy New Year! From us...

...to YOU!


DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!


posted by S at 8:30 PM

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