Winter in Miami!

GOOL went to Miami last weekend for a loooong weekend to celebrate Tanlines' birthday and it just happened to be Winter Party, imagine that! You all know that GOOL is like petrified of a Circuit Party right?

Well here we go!

We started our trip on the Fire Island Clipper...

Our first day there, we checked out the Mondrian which should be called....

...The Versace Hotel

The best thing about it is the sunset view.

Walking down Lincoln road we got a true sense of Miyami style...or was it LA style?!

The next day we checked out the Pool Party:

SPIDER WOMAN? IS THAT CHU?

GO BLUE!

Speaking of blue...

She ain't apologizing for a broad shoulder, a tiny waist and a man foot!

JOE CAVALCANTE? IS THAT CHU?

She is NOT afraid of a racer back one-piece!

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL IN TRAINING?

LEO ALEJANDRO? IS THAT CHU?

ANAND JON?

IS THAT CHU?

Soomy thought that the party was so classy, he decided to bring her baby!

Let's just put it this way, if the baby was an egg like they used to give you in school to pretend you had a real baby, the egg broke!

They were trying to tempt those drunk gays with Chrome Hearts wanna be jewery on the way out!

This lucky guest of the hotel got to relax listening to thumping house music on a very comfy lounge chair right next to the trash!

Looks like she had a tough day at the construction site :(

Wilson Cruz better werq a fierce body

The next day it was all about the beach party....

You all probably know Tanlines from running along the service drive on weekend mornings in The Pines in his scrunchy tube socks...

Well, say hello to Mrs. Ankle Socks!

There she is guuruururuururrul!

We love Tracy Young cuz she knew we were arriving and was playing Jennifer Hudson just for us! Bohooooots! That is the way to entice a skeptical queen!

We know you're excited for St. Patrick's day honey and it's right around the corner...BUUUUUTT....

For real, if you're going to wear a painting of a penis on your swimwear, at least make it a 9 incher!

Couples who wear plaid together...
go to circuit parties together!

Step away from the Clairol bottle!

Thank god there were lifeguards on duty...

...cuz those seas looked RUFF!

Girl, a wise fashion stylist once told me, if you can't button 'em up, don't wear 'em outta da house!

She was in such a rush to get to the party, she forgot to take the towel outta her huuuur!

Is it all about...

...a cropped tee?

...cuz it ain't about a butt cheek peeping out!

Werqin' a BIG curb chain!

Why you gotta ruin that cute face with that crayzee hat gwarl?

The gayz are not PLAYIN...

...with their logos!

Later that night at Cameo this one was really feeling it with a men's tux shirt and tie on TOP and a skirt, fishnets and heels on BOTTOM.

Our biggest nightmare. Like what if there's a fire, how are all them queens gonna escape!

Would SHE save us?

Or how about THIS tough guy?

Would Sporty Spice?

Or maybe the angel could get us out of there!

After walking in to Jennifer Hudson, we were pleased to hear Please Don't Stop The Music

Tracy Young was giving us a Madonna leitmotif. We are a fan of anyone that gives us ANYTHING Madonna!

We were gagulating at Frozen!

...and it just kept goin' ON and ON!

This was one of our favorite songs of the day! Help are we becoming a CQ?

We just KNEW there would be a Lada Gaga moment!

Anyway, all in all we had a great time in Miami!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO