Memoliar Weekend

With a house full of fashion gals, it is imperative to have a mirror poolside. How else are the gals supposed to check out their LUKS?

Madame tries to prove that she is still a man with her topless luk, and hasn't undergone gender reassignment just yet...

It was gorgeous weather this weekend in The Pines, it was all about...

...stripping off those layers.

...and of course a burgundy Manolo thigh-high situation...

...paired with a belted button up and...

...a saggy Calvin brief! Now you're set for the summer!

A lady helping another lady in dueling designer shoes...Louboutin vs. Blahnik...

LET THE WALK OFF BEGIN TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST CHIC OUTFIT OUT OF ONE PIECE OF CHIFFON FABRIC.

THAT HAREM PANT!

TRYING FOR AN HERVE LEGER GAUZE WRAPPED LUK ARE WE?

Tanlines displays the finest ankle booties of the summer season!

Who doesn't like a pearl necklace?

A gal has got to have her side kick!

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THE CELL PHONE COMPANIES ADD MORE TOWERS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE GOING UP ON THE RUFF JUST TO CALL OUR MOMS?

GOOL-ies preparing for a party!

TUCK TUCK GOOSE!

That's a lot of shirtless GUYS!

Some boyz should take a hint from Men's Vogue and GQ editors and leave their shirts ON!

So veeentage!

Rumor has it this is the best bubble butt in Fire Island!

While this is the best razor burn in Fire Island (center belly).

...and this is the gayest VOICE in town!

Ridin' it!

Fletchie's favorite pose!

The pink camel's got a lotta use:

BEA ARTHUR? IS THAT CHU?

SADE? YOU BADERIN

It's real hard for us fashion gals to go to a party full of cargo shorts and topless guys as you can tell by the looks on our faces!

MORE PICS TO COME THROUGHOUT THE WEEK!

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