It's Here, We're Queer, G.U.T.I!

For all you people who started blogging from Fire Island this summer....LET US SHOW YOU HOW IT IS DONE:

Soomy's Nails, Fire Island's FIRST in-home nail service. Now offering Manscaping!

Someone is ready for Fire Island!

Nothing like a MANLY dog...or two. Soomy's dog walking service: Now open for business.
Remind us to tell you about our 4-for-1 special.

Once on the island, it became all about the Lou's

...and we mean ALL!

TWINZ in Moi Non Plus tees and Balenciaga sunglasses

Shania stopped by for a drink and immediately baby bump rumors started FLYING!

The question is: Should a pregnant woman be wearing such a high heel?

SOOOO VERY Resort '08

Fire Island welcomes Rita ‘Alohilani to the Pines. Rita went from the Big Island to Fire Island. Watch out for her on the boardwalk this summer with a clipboard asking "Do you have a moment for Lesbian rights?"

Scarves and Stripes

GOOD beach hair....

BAD beach hair!

Shane: If you really want to be butch...

...you can start with something like this:

The professor INSTRUCTS you how to arch that back when GOOL comes snappin'

We dedicate this next section to a song on Madonna's new album

"She's NOT me!"

"She doesn't have my name!"

"She'll nevah have what I had!"

A rice queen's wettest dream

Someone's been running and it sure ain't Miss Gurungi!

Lyan would like you all to know his new favorite song is Breeding Rove by Reonna Rewis

Sade Baderin WERQ with that Bubble BUTT!

Oh and she baderin, with her Parke and Ronen swimsuit(purchased at Index?) and Mocs

When in a pinch for a belt, a cell phone charger ALWAYS comes in handy!

...as do hangers for dangly urrings!

...and if you need a gorgeous hat, you can never go wrong with a crumpled up LeSportsac bag

TERRY CLOTH? IS THAT CHU?

...and NOW GOOL goes to GREECE for a lesson in draping!

...or is it Asia?

...or The Eagle?

WHEN WILL THEY JUST GIVE IT UP?

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO