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We have a new guilty pleasure and it is called The Real Housewives of NYC on Bravo.

Here we rank the housewives from our favorite to least favorite:


This beotch is FEEEEEEEEECE! Major Major Major! The QUEEN Bee!
Jill Baderin WERQ!

The Countess is pretty major too. Despite her horrific wardrobe decisions her attitude is
TRES CHIC!

NO! The way Ramona is pimpin' her daughter Avery to model. Her accent. All NAGL (Not A Good Look)!

Embêtante! It means annoying in French. That's what she is!

We feel badly for this one to be honest. No gal deserves not getting what she wants from the guy she's dating! But enough with talking about BRANDING yourself GIRL! It's tired!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO