Ascension 2007

This past Sunday was Ascension in The Pines, a now annual beach party. Here is our recap...

This is the view you would have if you fell asleep on the beach the night before...

NO we did not but we know someone who did!

KY Intrigue was one of the sponsors at the event. GOOL was sponsoring BOTH these boyz!

YOU SHOULD NEVAH: COME DIRECTLY FROM YOUR SHIFT AT BENNY HANA TO ASCENSION!

THE REAL MIRANDA PRIESTLY REVEALED!

Ouch!

GOOL says: If you can't afford the real thing...

...MAKE YOUR OWN!

But, just cuz you can AFFORD the real thing, don't mean you gotta have it!

Burberry for Billabong. Who knew?

No wonder your feet were hurtin' girl. You had your frip frops on the wrong feet!

We are so excited for the Calvin Klein Underwear 25th Anniversary party

WHO KNEW? Pucci did a mesh pant?

Pucci cap realness!

Handz down the best momment of the party was when Shania showed up with a gaggle of gals in TEAM SHANIA tees!

Shanasty showed up on the island this weekend with no BEAT, but what's a gal to do when her friends show up with tees bearing your name? YOU CREATE!


Where did that wig end up?



She didn't even have time to shave your nipples or legz, but she still DAZZLED!

She wore a little itzy bitzy teeny weeny, yellow polka dot bikini but we doubt it was for the first time today!

Who invited Pete Doherty?

Shanasty, Goldy and Bridget in the background are giving us BIG GLASSES REALNESS!

Shanasty has all types of fanz

Tanlines loves a good FH

Queenz are gettin' very serious about their circuit accessories!

There goes Ron Perkov on the way to his performance

...and what a performance it was!

...WHO is his stylist?

Oh no she di'int rent a banner that said "HEY ASCENSION--LIVE, LUV, DANCE"

Disaster stuck at the Michael Lucas booth at Ascension. GOOL says no fatties allowed on the platform ladies!

It was like Hurricane Shania up in there

Boyz on the outside! Maybe they were the smart ones for not buying tickets to the party.

Girl in Green!

We have a feeling we'll see this photo on Ebay soon

ABSOLUT FANZ

Our favorite DJ in Fire Island, Corey Craig

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa