Harro Gaysian!

We posted the invite, now we have pics of the party:

Every party in the Pines needs a good cake!!

We took pics of all the Gayzians for all you to enjoy:

We can't see his face, but we're pretty sure by the body that's he's a gayzian!

We can't see her punany but we're pretty sure that that's a real GURL!

If you weren't sure, YES it was Johnny Lee on the invite

Happy Birthday GURL!

Goofy Gaysian

Twink Gaysian

Pec Gaysian

Serious-Gaysian

Hot bod-gaysians

Smiley-Gaysian

Inked Gaysian

Pouty Gaysian

She's not Gaysian but she sure looks like one of those ladyboyz in Bangkok

One of the highlights of the party was when Sam, not to be mistaken for SOOMY, came out dressed as a fairy princess and proceeded to sing a ditty from WICKED

Until the power went out. We LOVE that Shania was not the CENTER OF ATTENTION for ONCE and went as Shane, not Shania!

Given that the FLOAT pool party was around the corner and no one was there because they were all at the ASianCENsaSION party there were rumors flying as to why the power went out suddenly with no explanation!


With no music, queen needs to improvise! This fairy princess resorted to GROUND WORK...

...posing runway style

...and the ultimate finale, JUMPING into da' POOL risking ruining her weave and make-urp!

There is GOOL-ie Brian, albeit a little DTM with his matching kelly and navy frip frops!

SOOMY arrived in STYLE to the party!

While Shania's See by Chloe tee wasn't so UNSTYLISH

We can't see Ted's bottoms but we are sure they are something CRAZY!

Shania takes her job as a reporter VERY seriously

Jeff gives us his best Karl Lagerfeld

Conforti? That's not a JEWISH name

Talk about an arched back!

MORE TO COME TOMORROW FROM ASCENSION!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa