OUT 100 Par-Tay

The OUT 100 Party was last night at Capitale in NYC

What a perfect combo: DSquared2 and Porn!

What a beautiful gift!

Anne Hathaway, one of the OUT covergirls presented at the show

Girl tawk: Anne Hathaway and Clare Danes, who looked amazing in the Michael Kors lace ditty she was rockin'

Girl tawk: Anne Hathaway and Clare Danes, who looked amazing in the Michael Kors lace ditty she was rockin'

Clare Danes, Michael Kors, Pat Field, Richie and Travor of Heatherette apparently like them some Moet
...and apparently so does Miss Dillard of Diesel

They ain't in Fire Island and they still be wearin' suspendahs!

My milkshake brings all da boyz to da yard!We seriously hope we didn't offend Kevin when we asked her how she gave felatio while her jaw was wired shut!

Our pal Mike Furey of Dangerous Muse wore the mesh jacket and swim tights from the finale of the Spring/Summer '07 Calvin Klein Collection

At least someone looks good in those tights!

Jay McCarroll said he thinks the designer of his glasses is named "Veneral Disease"

Our usual GOOL-ies were of course at the party of the night: Nicky and Madame Shapiro

Looks like Marcus is playin' with the idea of facial hair. Check out who's on the screen behind Marcus...It's all about terrorist chic

...and Agent Provocateur

Leo said the diamonte encrusted Moet bottle is like gay braile

OOOOOK looks like Moet got their moneyz worth in sponorship...
YOU SHOULD NEVAH: LOOK THROUGH A KALEIDOSCOPE WHILE YOU'RE GETTIN' DRESSED GUUUUUURL!

THE PROFESSOR: Lookin' mighty teacher-ey in his Fred Perry cardy.

Spotting Sperry: Black patent exclusively for Jeffrey New York and orange leather
Planning Plaid? Did Chris Benz and Tanlines cawl eachtoher to coordinate outfitz?They asked for a smiley shot so they got their smiley shot dammit! Is that Bubbalicious or Hubba Bubba you got goin' on there Michael?

Lady Bunny makin' her way up to her throne where she was spinnin'.....a web of deceit!

Nothing like a Logo couple up in HEEEERE!

If Chanel Noir nail polish suits anyone other than Alex Wang it's Docker's boy Sean Lewis

and if anyone knows how to tie a tie, it's these stylist ho's. YEEEEES SOOOOMYANTHA TIED HER OWN BOW-TIE!

What was up with the naked boyz stretching? We don't know, we don't care, just keep stretching!

Has a new trend hit the scene????

Nah, Michael Kors and his amazing publicist Billy Daly are just being gentleman and holding Clare Danes' clutch while she schmoozes

Ok kidz... they really made you WERQ to get your giftbags this year. Guests had to trapse around the block to some shady UHAUL parked in an alley to pick up their swag. But at least their was some hot chocolate greeting us on arrival! Our favorite thing in the giftbag was a the Kiehl's product baggy and the Goldfrapp CD samplers cuz you know GOOL hearts us some Allison.

Steve O likes cement on his nutz!

Check him out dipping his "package" into cement at National Lampoons TV: The Movie premiere.

Kylie is back on stage after her breast cancer treatment!

If you have never seen her Live in Sydney DVD, rent it today! It's Ah-Mahz-ing!

Get into Gwen Stefani's new song Wind it Up off her upcoming new album The Sweet Escape which takes a sample from the Sound of Music. It might as well be called "Yodel Back GURL"

It shuuure is catchy!

LOOOOOVE THE BINDI VUITTON SUNGLASSES GUUUURL!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa