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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Time to Makeup

Sorry that our VMA posting is so late but we just are still in shock how much male makeup was adorning the awards: Here's the GOOL roundup--

Tsubi colored jeans: HOT. Wearing more eyeshadow than Linsday and Jessica combined: Not so hot!
There was more make-up in the VMA's than came off the ferry during Invasion in Fire Island this summer!
Jared Leto got a new band...
and a (gay) new look!
Once again GOOL was ahead of the game as we reported (and wore) male makeup back in March!

There was TONZ of ba-ling up in the VMA's
Ice Ice BabyThat's a whole lotta jew-ery!Gurl, when the whitest kid on So You Think You Can Dance masters the style, it's pretty much OVAH!Pete Wentz loves...
...his monkey.
That's one well dressed superhero!
She might as well be wearing a disco ball on her head!
Wanna get DIRTY!

Dirty HOT!
Not so dirty HOT!
Looks like House of Dereon worked OT
They gay rockers were out in full effect!
Errr, at least they looked real gay!

We didn't realize the culotte had made a return to the runway.
She may be cute, but someone's gotta teach the girl how to pose!
Shania Rendezvou's idol!
We're not going to suggest an assasination, but a suicide attempt wouldn't be so bad!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

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