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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Imitation is the highest form of...

Someone has a thing for Beyonce
MISS AGUILLERA: IS THAT CHU?
L'uomo Vogue Way:
...GOOL WAY
Underwear throughout American Apparel

Don't you wish your girlfren was HOT like ME?
HOW BUTCH!

Give me an S....Give me an H. Give me an E. Give me an L. Give me another L! What's that SPELL?
DRUNKS!

Raise your hand if you like your buns toasted!
SOOOOOMYANTHA AND TANLINES. SITTING IN A TREE!
"Let me tell you something, MISSY"

NY TIMES WAY......GOOL WAY
Love a Henley, even if it's Unionbay!

Who whore it better?

Ryan C's use of a bra as a headband detracts in a way from the beauty of the sequined green mermaid dress while Ryan A's "Marilyn" wig makes her look A CLASS ACT!

A LITTLE fabric on the head goes a LONG way!GOOL shows YOU how to achieve this chic head-wrap look!

A simple wrap...
Wrap and drape over shoulda...
Wrap and slide over face...Wrap and HOOD it!
Wrap and throw a hat over it...
Of, if you're feeling especially butch just throw on a striped gros-grain ribbon!
YOU SHOULD NEVAH: IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR CRAZY PANTS, AT LEAST MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T TOO SHORT!

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

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