Deja Vu

Fire Island coverage continues ALL week long!

What happuns when a bunch of fashun deevers find a hanger at Low Tea in Fire Island...THE DAMIEN CRUSH SPECIAL: Many of you GOOL fanz have a crush on DamiEn: SO HEEEEEERE'S DAMIEN!

White Marc Jacobs sunglasses and Goyard bracelet are chic-a-licious!

The makeup direction on this photo was simple: Dew-ey!He's sweet , he's charming, and better yet, HE'S A FASHIONISTA! GET HIM WHILE HE'S HOT!One can only assume that too many fences were ordered for the Ascension party.

SHORT REPORT: VARIOUS LENGTHS OF DENIM CUT-OFFS ARE CLEARLY THE RAGE,

The pockets showing are SOOO Erin Brockovich...

While one Fire Island house likes a certain accessory, notice that not one cargo short is featured!

FYI: The suspenders are photoshopped peeeeeple!

What Gayz Are talkin' about: The September issue of OUT which was seen scattered all over the island...

They be also talkin' about the new Beyonce Deja vu video....
We just have one question: Why is she chompin' on gum when she gets all freaky with Jay-Z?

Save the nudity for the bedroom sister...IT'S DISTRACTING AND UNCOMFORTABLE FOR EVERYONE!

It's all about groups of three:

Living (Gay) in America!Who knew the Gayz were so patriotic in Fire Island?

NOT NORMAL: This house has a frozen margherita machine that is laced with SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN': BE AWARE!

Seeeeeee? Those margies make you do crayyyyzeee things!

Tips when hunting for houses in Fire Island: Have a big budget or you'll see some BROKEDOWN PALACES!

Doing our part to further our "CRUSADE AGAINST CROCS AND CARGOS"

Househunting is fun cuz you get to see chic decor...

Like what's on everyone's refrigerator

Meeeeee and my shaaaaadow!

It all starts off nice and simple...

Until the Manolo's....

...and the shin guards come OUT!

God! Who knew even the straighs ere into stripes?

Sweet dreams are made of these!

And who are We to disagree?

OMG! This is SURE to have you gayz talkin'!!!!!

Thanks Michael!

Shania Does the Hampton: What's a weekend without Shania Rendezvous??? Shania hung up her heels and did it up butch style for her new "friends" at OK Magazine!
Has Shania's celebrity status made her the next candidate for female correspondent besides Access Hollywood's Tim Vincent? Or will this photo, which clearly shows Shania "double fisting (and we're not talkin' the good kind) destroy her chances?

Shania gets chummy with Sarah Ivens, OK! Magazines Editor in Chief
Lance claims he is straight acting. We say he might as well be straight with that untucked too-baggy button down look!


That's All!
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