Trina & B'Linda

The Gool Gossip Gals: Trina & B'Linda:

Oh Goolies,
We haven’t written in so long because B’Linda left the only copy of our column in a taxi. Thank g-d it was tucked away in her Veuve Cliqout travel bag so not too many people got to read it. We were almost discovered!

Here are some juicy things that happened this week:
-- Clearly Derek Jeter was freaked to see a bunch of beauty editors at the launch of his fragrance for Avon. Our Miss Super Spy tells us that he was told to imagine the crowd being nude and instead of relaxing him, the thought made him more nervous! B’linda and I totally get it. It’s called beauty for a reason!

--Ladies, you betta whip up that look, instead of you tacky dresses, nasty roots, and pale and zitty skin cuz there are some jobs out there to be had.
a) Try the fashion depts. At Mens Health (BTW DID THE ROCK GET HAIR PLUGS) and Nylon.
b) A few agencies are in need of help too: Harrison & Shriftman, HL Group, Diesel and Factory, but don’t call TOMMY, you’d be lucky to find someone to answer the phone in that bare-boned shop. Need some Tommy for that Jews for Jesus ad you’re styling, then you better head on over to Filenes or TJ’s and fill up your rack (rolling that is). It’s all INSIDE, honey (thanks JC PENS for that line. HOOT HOOT!)

--There is a once-hot PR firm that would love to hire a senior publicist but its rep is so horrible that no one wants to work there. All the top names have been called in but no one seems to be biting!

--Here we go again, kiddies. The fashion fairy can’t save you when you’re a thief. No, it’s not OK to use the company credit card to buy the new Dolce & Gabbana Razr. (B’Linda says she neeeeeds it so badly she’s selling her collection of vintage Gucci bags). And forget expensing pre-natal massages for yourself. It will come back to bite you in the butt!

Here’s our third list of GOOLIE GOODIES(This week sans pics because GOOL has been SO inundated with pics we figured you ladies could use a good read!)

New noses
Dixie Chicks
Brooke Astor
The Presets
Pugs
Croatian Coast
LA Eyeworks
Alec Mapa
Gucci 85th Anniversary Collection
Keds (sans Mischa Barton)

GOOL received an important reader email on friendster (if you guys are on it request us as your friend).

Just like Kristin Cavallari (whom GOOL has actually had the pleasure of accompanying to the salon for her electrifying extensions), Jessica Simpson and all those other hoochies hair weaves have been a topic of conversation, so are Shania's.

Enjoy the dance performance!