We Don't Know if YOU'RE on it...But Someone You Screwed Probably is!

Email GOOL Now!



Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Temptation Island

Sorry for not posting but:
a) We've been on vay-cay and
b) We wanted to enjoy the RECORD number of hits we have been receiving from the Pam Anderson/Kid Rock wedding' post!
THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT!

This week we are posting our FIRE ISLAND pics in order. So, today's post is from last Friday's events! Tomorrow will be SAT. and so on! ENJOY--
BURRRR IT'S COLD IN HERE: FRIGID BITCHES!
TRUBE-LISCIOUS
At Low Tea, we prefer them ALL THE WAY ON!
JAWLINE: Now that's chic!
Only on The Pines: A boat named TRANQUILITY EXCLAMATION POINT.
SOOOOMYANTHA retreats to the roof of low tea for a little TRANQULITY!
Someone loves a gorgeous CLOUDHere's another gorgeous Cloud:
The two sides of M'Adam

Miss Gurungi is so VERSE she can give it in a halter, strapless, AND a skirt renditionReal way:
Wrong way!
The wrong kind of Rubber to bring to Fire Island
Versace, Dior, Versace, Louboutin: LABEL WHORES
Always use a cigarette to create DRAMA in a sitting!
Speaking of a sitting? GOOL wants to know? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH KATE'S GREEN EYEBROWZ ON THE COVER??
Why is SOOOOMYANTHA wearing a tee in the pool u ask?
CUZ SHE GOT THROWN IN WITH HER LOOK!

Guest you should nevah editah Brian Coats says:
YOU SHOULD NEVAH: BAH-LEEECH YOUR JEANS TO OBLIVION!
THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 9:40 AM

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

Buy Your GOOL
Fake Tatto Here
Photobucket
ONLY $3.00
Incl. Shipping









Testimonials

"Your blog is such a guilty secret" --Nylon's J. Errico

"LOVE THE BLOG.... It makes me laugh very hard!
--Frank DeJesus

"You are the best caption writer ev-a"
--Shania Rendezvous

"I don't need to tell you how much we live for your blog here at Next --that much should be apparent already."
--Gregory T. Angelo

"Such a fun site."
--Fashion Week Daily's Peter Davis

"I check GOOL daily!"
--H|X's Brandon Voss

"Your website is brilliant. Amazing!"
--Julia Topolski

"On every level--The Gayz would be lost without GOOL!"
--GQ's Brian Coats

"I love GOOL!"
--Robert Hanson, President of Levis North America

"GOOL is the best thing ever, I LOVE it!
--Details' Matthew Marden

Previous Posts

  • A Friend of a Friendz Weddin' Portraits
  • P.I.N.K. Vodka and Howard Stern
  • Solid Gold De Jesus
  • Better late than Nevah!
  • Another Thursday Night in the City...
  • Trina and B'Linda+Supermodel CHIC 80's!
  • Gay People On Our Mind...
  • New MANnie's for the Gap!
  • Flaunt it if you gotz it!
  • Beeba: One helluva grandma...


  • Note

    GOOL is not meant to offend anyone. If we have included your pic and you do not want it included, please email us and we would be happy to take it down. GOOL claims no credit for many images featured on this site. All visual content is copyright of its respectful owners.

    Credits

    Logo design by Michael Bassett

    PRESS