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Trina & B'Linda: The Gals of Gool Gossip

Well helloooo all you gool-amorous fashion freaks out there. B’Linda (That’s B APOSTROPHE Linda ’kay?) and I have been all over town trying to get our goodies all in order for our second column ever!

Anyhoo, we’ve sort of been pooped out this week from runnin around all over town. Speaking of poop, we just heard that Madge is requiring brand spanking new seats on her private crapper every single day when she’s on tour. We hear it’s specially installed each day, and has a freshness seal that guarantees her butt complete sanity!


Now we gals know that finding a good place to pee is like finding a pair of Manolos at a sample sale, so we are totally impressed with the fancy toilets in the suites at the W in Times Square where the pottie washes, dries, and practically waxes your bum. A girl can aspire!

I know, we’re goin’ on a where-the-sun-don’t-shine tirade, but B’Linda and I read on GOOL about that crazy Hawk fest down in the Diesel store last week which we weren't invited to. What GOOL didn’t tell you (and we just saw streaming video of this!)was the crowd went nuts when a certain Miss Fashion Journalist started screaming about an enema hanging off the wall in the bathroom, but we were told it was just a piece of balloon art. Either way, I don’t want that anywhere near my behind! Oh and shorting salt, Samantha, is not a good way to get rid of a sinus infection! hmmmmm.

We also hear that a Miss Wicked Fashion PR person is being hateful AGAIN because she just can’t seem to get out of her current position, which sounds like a pretty decent spot to us. Instead of trying to clean up her act and stop being a smelly skank, she takes out all her nastiness on the ones who actually get the peachy jobs. She’d better be careful, because it sounds like her upper-ups are getting sick of her antics, and her time may be ticking away. Woopsie!

Honey Pies! Listen to good old Trina. Stealing is bad. Just don’t do it. It will come to bite you in the butt. It is NOT okay to buy a Chloe bag on the corporate credit card. AND if you’re gonna sell your goods at a flea market, make sure they are way past season. Trina has never stolen a thing, and why steal when you fashion fatooties can just call up the Fashion Fairy and, poof, it’ll just show up in a messenger bag.

You want to talk about ticking away, how about Teen People getting the boot? We are really super sad about that, ‘cause we love those kids. Pack ‘em up in Space Bags (B’Linda orders in bulk from Spacebag.com) and keep ‘em nice and mold-free right next to your old Cargos, Vitals and Elle Girls.

Soon, they may get a new neighbor, as we hear that a certain Fairchild rag might be joinin' them as the list goes on and on of failed titles! In a few years, when all your old issues are worth somethin’ you can sell' em for a pretty pair Judith Leibor
sunglasses for Mama.

Those puppies say "diva" written all over them. The other person who just simply is THE DIVA is Beverly Smith whom GOOL did a TITS-POSE on last week after that so called "private" Diesel dinner. We bought up all the copies of Paper magazine that features the fabu-lux and delicious Beverly Smith in all her tah tah glory. She is a superstah! (Can we be your assistants??)

B’Linda has been hootin’ all day long (well, yes, that Owl bag at JC Pennney) about the fact that Lance Bass is gay. I can’t believe she didn’t know that already. We saw the cover of People magazine online, and heard that he was super sweet on set, and has a pair of really delicious guns! We think he’s hotter than hell, even though he plays on the other team. We hope that JT isn’t the next one too pop his gayness since we hear he is quite satisfying in his picnic basket. Now you know B’Linda is all about baskets–and bags, especially since she has been carrying around her jaunty little Veuve Clicquot City Traveler.
It holds a 375 ml bottle of the bubbly and she can sneak it onto the subway and get all juiced up anytime she feels like it! I might have taken a sip or two of myself as well, hiccup! Whoopsie!

So here comes our second ever list of GOOLIE GOODIES:

Morgan Grays

Buddakahn

Marc Jacobs for Wrangler (jeans and jacket)

Aquafina lip balm

Prada

Polo Player cum Polo model Nacho Figueres
American Eagle Outfitters

Paint by Numbers (B’Linda is a crafty one)


Interns

&

Pineapple (Always check your teeth, paleeeez!)

We’re hot to trot XOXO

Trina and B’Linda

GOOL loves Trina and B'Linda


We figured that since this is such a fashion driven post we would contine witih a lil' more fashion coverage.

EVERYONE WHO IS EVERYONE is talking about how the supermodel is making a comeback. Today the Wall Street Journal AND Fashion Week Daily did stories about the return of the uber-model!
Considering both stories cited the Versace ads, we feel that it was a PR genius at Versace that orchestrated this buzz! Mind you Miss Nortey was just mentioned in T&B's column last week!

Some more imagery we'd like to see come out of this trend:
We feel that with the emergence of 80's fashion, supermodels, and leggins', the shoulder pad is just right around the corner!

....and WITH ALL THIS HOOPLA going on, SOMEONE is bound to do a music video with Angela, Daria, and Kate like George Michael (like a good gay) did with Naomi,Linda and Christy in:
We nominate Justin Timerlake for his next video!

Finally, here is some non-fashion things for you gayz that don't give a EFF about fashion:

Speaking of the 80's, here are TWO videos from two 80's dueling divas that we just LOVE!




..I like big ballz yo!




THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa