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Monday, September 18, 2006

Mosquito Infestation (Up in HEEEERE)

DIRECT FROM FIRE ISLAND WHERE THE 2006 SEASON IS WINDING DOWN---

Lina in the reception line at the MET COSTUME INSTITUTE BALL with that HUUUR!Can we get together? I REALLY wanna be wichhu!
Shortie-Hawns up in HERE!
ALWAYS: Match your fan to your halter top!
DAAAHHHNCIN' WITH THE QUEENS!
It hurts to get your head stuck in a ceiling fan!
We j'adore Florent (the restaurant AND the person)
There is basically 3/4 of an inch of beach left in F.I.
WAYNE WARNER? IS THAT CHU?
Speaking of Wayne Warner:
Men's Journal's Eric Yates loves Perry Ellis.
Lean Juicy Pork--Only in F.I.
About your BOOTS decision!
MISS YASSKY'S PONCHO? IS THAT CHU?
Tambourine madness begins with this: ...and lead to this....

Rumors were flying that the High Tea/Pavillion building would be demolished starting today to make room for a new club...But we think that they are just going to remodel as evidenced by these Sunday afternoon: The bar was already being taken apart!
The mosquitos were out in FULL FORCE: OFF SKINTASTIC IS THE NEW CREME DE LA MER!

That's what happens when you wear cargo shorts! J.K.they aren't even cargos but it would be funny if they were!Birkenstock heels
Someone wants to go to Paris...MORE PARIS COVERAGE BELOW
TANLINES (ABOVE) MEET JAWLINES (BELOW)
Fashion STUFF: UNCROSS YOUR LEGZ LADIES!
WE LOVE THE RALPH LAUREN CROC BAG ($16,000) at Ralph Lauren boutiques.
We hear Juicy Couture was casting for next season's ad campaign during NY Fashion Week...Miss Yassky just needs two handbags draped off her forearm and she's HIRED!
Here, Miss Yassky does her best to "GET TO KNOW" his fellow Juicy models.

GOOL-ie Miss Gurungi is reporting directly from Paris where he spotted some windows:

TRES CHIC WINDOWS AT CHANEL!

If this doesn't want to make a queen have babies, I don't know what will!


THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

posted by S at 9:03 AM

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