This Is Heatherette!

Quite the evening of fashion week here in NYC---

We started our evening off at the Cloak show which was AH-MAY-ZING. So American Dior Homme. AND LET US JUST CALL IT NOW. We all were mentally scanning our closets to see what red garments are in it! IT'S ALL ABOUT RED!

Cator Sparks just adores his Rod Keenan hatz! And we adore is Colonel Sanders (Vivienne) Westwood chic look!

Some GOOL-ies were thinking in Black and White!

Let it be known that Alexander Wang's was even feeling black in her nailpolish decisions: Chanel Black Satin nailpolish.

After Cloak we jetted over to the Victoria's Secret "PINK" Keg party (not before hitting up Pax Wholesome food for a quick Presata--those things are always good in a bind) which was a lil' too butch for us, and then made our way to Heatherette!

Someone else was feeling an all black moment. WE ARE LIVING FOR KENNY'S MAKEUP DECISIONS!

BRANDYWINE, must have gotten something in her eye!

Why so ho-hum? Beat that drum!

Our new friends Rosemary whom we sat next to at the Bill Blass show is FEEEE-AH-SSS
Check out her website at http://www.rosemaryponzo.com

We just adore Patrick. If we need a hat we know where to go!

Recently, Oxana Baiul discovered previously unknown Jewish heritage when talking with her paternal grandmother. Due in part to this, she supports the Tikva Children's Home Charity offering help for the Jewish Children of Odessa. We love her for that.

On the other hand Carson has no Jewish heritage whatsoever, but we still love him.

Paris Hilton opened up the Heatherette show. The show was like being at a 16 ring circus.

She got carried down the runway in a faux marriage ceremonny...

Which was officiated by none other than priest Amanda Lepore

We wonder if Nicky gets jealous that Paris gets all the attention. Maybe she should get arrested and she'll get more!

People were cheering for Kelis, despite rumors that Heatherette was nervous that no one would recognize her! SHE WAS A HIT!

GUESS HEATHERETTE WAS INSPIRED BY (VINTAGE) GAP SLASH OLD NAVY COMMERICALS!Over at the afterparty at SOUL, Lydia Hearst was all buddy buddy with Omayra

Lydia's Locks!

Austin Scarlett? IS THAT CHU? WHY YES IT IS!

Speaking of Paris Hilton: Looks like Amanda is making her own video.We suspect it is titled "These Stars are Making Me Blind."

JC or as he is going by now Jason Chazez, is a babe!

Rosh Hashanah is right around the corner and these Jews are real real excited!

Fashion Week Daily's Peter David and Stylist Sam Spector prove that nerdy glasses are still IN!

KELIS? IS THAT CHU?

It's like the Lance Bass and Reichen debate: Which boyfriend is HOTTER?

Josh Ford WANT CHU!

If you don't want your picture on Patrick Mc Mullen Dot Com, just take a picture of Patrick taking a picture of you!

It'll eff up his flash and that's the end of that!

Over at the Gap/Vanity Fair "Individuals" Party, we celebrated with Alyssa Daner and Sean Krebs, Gap's PR babes!

Soooomyantha loves a good red carpet step and repeat situation!SHANIA RENDEZVOUS? IS THAT CHU?

THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa