Memorial Day Weekend in da Pines!

SUMMER IS HERE!




...and you know what THAT means? Time to grab your designer bagz...

Hop on the Ferry, where a lovely Sayvillian Lady will try to sell you baked good...AND HEAD TO FIRE ISLAND!

In the line for the ferry we got a pic of another fairy...Sure it's hot but are we the ONLY ones thinking she could use a little lipo in the lower back and are we the ONLY ones that see the stretch marks on the tushie?

We missed the ferry Fri night so we got to Low Tea late but we were delighted to see our old GOOL friend Briana!

Those Japanese,: they always have funny poses!

Really getting into the TONGUE OUT pose!

Aw we love our new and old friendz...

It's all about a little neon this year!

That, and a femme ol' necklace!

We just LOVE a femme necklace that ties with a little satin ribbon in the back!

Old high school friends that Tea together...

The queens are really feeling high tops this season...

...and Sperrys...

...They are still going strong! And we feel still ok to wear!

...and Day Glo!

We know you loyal GOOL readers love our Chicago married friends so we just had to take a pic for youz!

Oh it's all about Miss Kogan!

He was so excited with he saw Robyn Byrd...

She wasn't so excited when he asked her for a hug! We think her exact words were "Wow, you're needy!"

Don't forget Mister Sister Milazzo!

What a cute GOOL-ie reunion between Charlize and Goldie!

Goldie trying to avoid Charlize's grip!

Hi, this is Roberto Gonzales reporting LIVE from the top of the Botel in The Fire Island Pines, where the scene is MAJOR!

We just can't! Apparently the NO-BIG-POCKETS memo...

...wasn't circulated properly!

This man must have a FIERCE shoe collection!

Really getting into the underwear as outerwear trend!

Some of our faves in Fire Island!

Werq a Pocahontas moc!

The straw hat sisters!

Joe is like Kristin Wigg's character on SNL where she keeps getting in front of the camera!

Takin' dressing for the occasion to the NEXT level!

Soomy and this guy were wearing the same shirt! God knows what that other dude is doing!

We are really feeling a light jean short...Even though we did it 5 summers ago!

Oh hell 2 the NO with the Ed Hardy-esque bull crap!

The over proliferation of plaid shorts is so bad it just had to be backwards!

Is this a jungle gym or a bar?

Charlize is making many a men jalouse!

Again with the womens jewery!

They wanted us to get the shoes in the last but we couldn't get far enough away...
UMMMMMM what do YOU think of these shoes? Please leave a comment!

We loved our visit at Chez Sevoir!

Got Stripes?

DRAMA!

POOL BOYS!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!