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Friday, September 11, 2009

The Paper Party

Dear Susan - who has been at paper for nearly a year now - has conjured up his biggest event to date with Paper's 25th anniversary party.Here's a look at what went down....

Susan took a paper theme seriously:

with luminaries:


...and flowers...


But the big party...


...was in the main room...


Where stars partied with trannies and susans alike!

....like kayne west and his boyfriend amber rose....

Issac like suzanne's timeline (gurl, is very organized UIH)

Anna Sui and Suzanne Bartsch

hottie donald (lead singer of our new favorite modely rock group the virgins) and cutie jonelle monet. ps donald ain't no virgin ... she was up in the grill of the CEO of Hewlett Packard's daughters grrrrils ... who are twin 16 year olds! jonelle dresses like a man for yer nerves and donald took the theme of "25 years of paper and INK" literally

The stars heart kim hastreiter, PAPER's founder and editor in chief, like betsey who looks MAJ


...and original paperite Pat Field

Some more major lewks!


LINDZ would not come b/c mark refused to leave after his set:


MM does not apologize for a sequin (made by our very own paperite Mack Dugan):


Nor does bunny for a lash and that guy from bravo as her date!


The Toledos and Tyson Beckford were some who helped blow out candles!


Hot boy from Hanson and his sad wife


The legend who is Joey Arias


Queen ain't afraid of a party hat!

Lydia is actually not getting paid for this product placement, but she lewks feeeyace


Jake Shears (former paper intern) and babydaddy


The other Hansons who are not as hot, but still so cute (and married!)


The drums are HOT! and got totally wasted, they had to get removed before Liza went on...


MEEESH!


Oh yes, her too!


Susan wants to marry...


Catherine M is the cutest.


Cator Sparks? Is that chu? With Yigal?


Cheyenne Jackson is ridiculous!


Estelle Fyn


Project Runway cast


but the real moments came when susan's seemingly oddly paired talent came on the stage:

first djs andrew andrew opened for marc ronson

meanwhile, the door was (wo)manned by the one and only Madam Shapiro, who helped set up a MAJORINA moment. Liza and Queen Latifah meeting for the first time... overheard from Latifah "I can't beleive this is happening ... you are legendary, gurl!". Overheard from Liza... "Queen! I'm a huge fan! Loved you in Chicago, babe! What was your favorite song? Maybe we should sing "Nowadays" together soon? Whatdya say, kiddo? HA! So what ya gonna do - a little singin'? A little rappin" Queen's response: "watching you, sister"


and queen latifah sang some new stuff and - per my pleading - sang UNITY!


but the real moment happened when the show was closed out by the one and only liza minnelli. the crowd literally was silenced and then lost their vulvas in hysteria when she sang New York, New York to close the show commemorating the first issue of paper - which was misprinted "New York, New York PAPER" (instead of the other way around with the masthead on top



but here is the kicker. please look who walked her onto the stage and is standing on the right. that's right ladies, and female genders....


It certainly was major! Thanks for the photos Sue!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

posted by S at 4:23 PM

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