Gay Apple Picking!

A gay day of apple picking in New Jersey:

Jersey was trying to make us feel right at home!

We just LOVED the names of some of the boutiques up in there!

Nothing like plumber's crack!

This is how we roll!

When apple picking you gotta figure out which apples are good for what and which are "GROWING" now!

...and it's all about a cart!

God for bid you have to CARRY any of the apples!

...they are after all VERY heavy!

SEE! Look how hard it is for huh to just HOLD them!

That is why a cart ALWAYS comes in handy!

Ladies, if you see a kid wanting to play with the pumpkin cut out picture taking device...

...just kick the little shit out of there cuz...

...It's all about the grown gayz having a photo opp!

Oh honey, it's all about the Fritter Shack!

...cuz there is nothing better than batter dipped fried apples!

It's like a funnel cake at the amusement park! But, it's healthier cuz it has fruit up in it!

Such good huzbandz waiting in line for apple cider for their wives!

Oh honey, when you drive by your dad's old house, you gotta take a pic when you learn it's for sale!

Then call the realtor to find out how much is! But how do you get off the phone with POOR MARIO when you get the price outta him?




Then you MUST cawl your dad to tell him how much of a gain/loss he made!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!