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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Happy Belated 4th of JEWLY!

Is a gay-bie the new accessory at Tea?


If you're gonna hang with us you gotta know how to pose....we sure taught Wally well!


It's all about one black shoe and one white shoe!


What's a Caprese salad without a side of unretouched Anne Hathaway?


Looks like the bottle of Veuve took it's toll!


We love trading services with Lyan. Here, Lyan did Soomy's hair...


...while Soomy rolled Ryan's jeans to the perfect length, width, and proportion!


Oh how we love a good politial message tee!



We wear short shorts!


Hair Apparent: Some of our favorite do's of the season














Latino twink alert in aisle three!


Oh how fierce this gentleman was! The pink shorts, the silver clogs, the white button up and the blue shades just WORKED!


A beaded beauty!


Tea butts!


Same drink...Different bag!


Sweetie, we don't care...

...if you're Madonna! The lewk ain't cute!


Shaniqua got tired of her suspendah's so she just threw 'em ovah huh shouldah!


Ladies, when leaving for the invasion, make sure your huuuur did real real good!


...and always bring your man wicchu!


...and please make sure your roots are freshly did!


...or put a flower in your hair for that feminine look!


....oh madam, we didn't realize your Thai tranny mentor flew in for the holiday!


She done did and bought a pair of Hanky Panky under garments!


Joyce Leslie called and she wants her dress back!


This one had us in stitches!


Such a sophisticated lewk for the invasion!


She was in a real hurry to get to the invasion she just jumped outta the shower and came to town!



"I'm Brian Fellows"


Give it...



...to me!


Who isn't?


What a pretty boat full of gorgeous ladies!


"Don't forget me!"


That's quite a shiny uh...thing!


Our favorite lady was Angela Lansbury!


...and of course the Golden Girls NAILED IT!


It wasn't about the girls from Gossip Girl who looked more like Britney Spears!


Not at all about the hyrid croc/flipflop/gladiator


This is a major major make up job!


OH HELL TO THE N/O!

Kind of sickatatingly major


We love a throw back drag queen!


The hair we live 4, the makeup? Not 2 much!


She was prepared, she was urganized, and she went 4 it! Good for huh!


And now for the section we like to call--The older drag queen:







The older drag queen sure is something! They sure do beat to their own drum!

Happy Belated 4th of July ladies from us at GOOL!







You know we love a little Justin Bond here at GOOL!


Gagulating boots!


Gool loves a period drag queen!


Not sure how we feel about this though!

Gorgeous peacock creature!


She really better werq a body paint with an exposed tit!


Someone is a little sayad!


They took a theme and went with it! Bravo!


The Pink Ladies!


What a tiny waist for such a big breasted woman!


Nothing like a little blond ambition!


Ladies, she's available!


REALLY AVAILABLE!

Call 1-800-ALL-AMERICAN for a date today!


We really put her through it!


We spotted a trend!


Look out gals, SHEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!


We sure hope that shit she's wearing is waterproof!


That's a whole lotta draping!


Say hello to our new favorite store on Fire Island...Gostoso!

A charming little boutique below Sip 'n Twirl...And we ain't just sayin' it cuz we love the proprietors! It's adorable! Go! Support!


Lina was GIVIN' it!


and WB was FEELIN' IT!


So much that he just had to discuss the complexities of Lina's lewk with James Scully!

and finally.We guess Yuki is studying just in case his styling career falls through. U B W!


WE B SORTA GAGULATING!



...and speaking of Whitney, GOOL-ie Charlize was at a special preview of Whitney's new album and says that there are a bunch of major songs on the album!

Here is one of the singles. We are told by Charlize that this song was the only one that Clive David said is not for all age groups...



DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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