First Weekend OUT!

You've been waiting patiently, so here we go, pics from our first weekend out in Fire Island Pines!

It's Friday night and it's cold and rainy. It's all about...

Singing in the rain!

There was definitley a warm/cool color story happening!


...or was it about a poncho?

Ugh, if we wanted to hear music off a computer we could have just stayed home! That is NOT DJ'ing, that is playing music!

And now an ode to McGiver!
She has a major pose!

Friday night after tea we stayed in and entertained ourselves...

She's a scoop neck hoody!


She's a bird with a big beak!

She's a bat!

She's playin' peek-a-boo!

She's a major pose!

She's stuck in a plastic bag and trying to get out!

She's a Vulcan!

She's a white woman in a burka dress!

She fell on her ass and has an ass on her head!

It's all about a boyfriend jean!

Say hello to The Yankees' first female pitcher!

Not only does she play baseball...but she folds laundry....with a knife!

Obviously it's about a white striped tube sock and a heel!

Here Come's the Bride! This bride was so scared of getting West Nile on her wedding night she had her dress made of mosquito netting!

Every bride needs a bride's maid to fix huh train!

The next day: PUMP IT!
Miss Gurungi was pumping up the pool raft which we soon realized was an air mattress!

Saturday's tea lewk was all about a coral lesbian color story for SOOMY and neutrals for MISS GURUNGI!

Side of ranch please!

I guess they are still wearing fedoras this season!

Midway through tea we realized we were outta cash so we went next door to the pantry to the ATM and look what we found!
HOW DARE SOMEONE GIVE MISS GURUNGI'S EXACT COORDINATES!
(She'll be at 412 Ocea for most of the summer just in case you wanna find huh!)

Clearly it's about a checkerboard!

Or is about a custom camo lewk?

The question is...What is in that package?

Whatever it is...It look BIG!

Screw Miss Gurungi, Asher Levine is our favorite new demi-couturier!

Anyway, back to tea:
"Dr. I just want one size larger"

We have a new philosophy on how to behave at tea....
Kill 'em with kindness!

Miss Cavalcante...

...sure likes his jewery!

All Jewery by Ippolita and Luis Morais except the lady watch by Cartier!

Laser Hair Removal: It can work for you too!

We love seeing our fashion advice put to use! When recently asked for sandal advice we told Joey to go for a Gizah Birkenstock and we think they look super cute on huh!

Short Boys Club Better Werq!

WB we are not working....We don't need to have a run thru at Index during TEA!

HMMM lemme climb this ladder and think if it's about high tea or keeping it cute and going home to cook dinner?

Suzy Wong is just so cute you just wanna eat huh!

A camo overall...The classiest of all overalls!!

She got all pooped out but nothing will stop her from shakin' that tamborine!

A little game of "Whose Skin Matches the Ray-Bans Bettah"

We declare Tanlines the winnah!

Got Tongue?

It's 10pm...

Do you know...


...where your gayz are?

MOON, BOOTS!

Ohhhh lordy...There she is again!

Same pose, different clothes!

She's everywhere! We love what McGiver's friends did to huh! They photoshopped her face onto this poster and posted it all around town! That was a good one gurls!

Earlier in the summah we bought a pair of vintage khaki pleated shorts. Thank G-d we did because it looks like they are ON TREND!

Sunday Morning:

Talk about a swimmer's build!

Avoid skin cancer....USE The NY Times as a tipi to protect yourself from the sun's harmful rays!

Free City? More like Free Ballin'

Runnnnnn....

...To Tea!

Well we know the bottom half ain't cute...Let's see what's going on top!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARM PIT LOVIN' BEARS!

Somehow it sort of works.

We adore the butch look DAsh gave us!

Wrong way...

Right way...

Speaking of folds:

Without the fold...

With the fold! See how much chic-er that looks gals?

It's 7am Monday murning! Time to get on the working girls ferry home!

When Miss Gurungi didn't get lucky all weekend, she did what all respectful lady would do...She chartered a boat full of menz over that were just huh type! The Construction Worker Charter! Book your passage now!

Proof that Yohji rides the train home from the Pines for inspiration!

A couple who carries Vuitton together...

Ugh we knew when we left the city we were forgetting something...This guy reminded us it was our elliptical trainer!

We just have one more thing to say!
We got a comment about our hate on cargo shorts.

From DC Ad Ex:
I am a bigger guy (6'0, 220lbs, 33W, 44C) and I wear cargo shorts because I can't do the short shorts thing - you should have an entry with suggestions for those that can't wear shorter shorts.

Well DC Ad Ex... This is what we have to say to that:
Height has nothing to do with whether you should wear cargo shorts or not!
Girl, we aren't saying you should only wear short shorts! We get it, they're not for everyone. But what is wrong with a slim, above the knee, flat front chino short. Or better yet, every summer we look through our closet and check out the summer pants that we wore during the previous season and the ones that are donzo we take to the tailor and have them shortened to some short or another. Whether it's right above the knee, or real short shorts, it's a great way to get a new lewk while spending only a few dollars on tailoring! And if you MUST have a new pair of shorts and can't find a pair that you love, try buying a cheap pair of pants at say J.Crew or Uniqlo and having them shortened to your desired length!