The Ball

Well tonight was the infamous Costume Institute Gala (AKA Anna's Party) and this year the theme was "The Model As Muse: Embodying Fashion." We have some early pics of what everyone was wearing...

Apparently Madonna thought that the theme was The Circus. Maybe her muse was Brittany?

Whatever she was thinking, it was not "I just want to blend in"

Cray Cray looks like Debra Messing dressed as Lucille Ball

All the Gossip Girls were there, one dressed like a Harajuku girl. Girl if Gwen Stefani gave that shit up, so should you!

One dressed as a stripper at scores

...and one just looked HOOOOOT in Dior Homme

Holy hotness. Kate Hudson looks mayj working that 70's lewk!

While Livvy was working that 80's Dynasty lewk!

Sort of reminds me of that moment in Showgirls when Nomi calls Versace Ver-sase!

Speaking of Models as Muses, Stam was giving us FACE FACE FACE


We ain't so shuuure how we feel about her hair color? Is it weird that it is DTM her dress? We have heard of a DTM shoe. But Huh HUUUUUR?

LOOOOOOOVES IT BOOHOOOOOTS!

Oh Sade bettah werq! Yes we did just bring back Sade baderin werq!

Speaking of Sade, Shalom is featuring major face but we feel this would suit Dita von Teese better than a major super modela!

There is Vicky looking...hmmm not so Posh!

Um, bee is growing up and we are a little afraid!

WERQ IT BEE!

OH ALT, you are simply our fave!
A of all) we didn't know that Adidas did graduation gerns and
B of all) Whose graduation is it? The pil'rims?

Hey, at least she wore a tux!

STUUUUUUUUNING!

We are kinda gagging at how sick Ashley looks in The Row!

...and we are gagulating even more that Justin Bartha whom we grew up with and went to camp with was her date!

Major shoutout to Danielle who dressed MK in major vintage Lacroix!

...and to Amy K. who did JT's huuuuuur did! We lurrrrrve you AIM and hope JT doesn't keep you too late tomorrow! We gots HOUSEWIVES to watch!

We love her bod!

There's something about lame fabric. NO?

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