Winter Party--Cameo + Madam's Burfday

In our final posting from Miami's Winter Party, we give you a glimpse into Orbit at Cameo, the former Crowbar.

The place was filled with tonz of CQ's (Circuit Queenz)

There were crazy blow up things on the ceiling

...and the go-go boyz had little (disco) ballz!

We just aren't feeling the neon trend like some of the other queens are..

Here's some video of the insanity!

Boyz: Please make some wiser swimsuit decisions! No one wants to see a camo thong up in your burnt cheeks!

PATRICIA FIELDS? IS THAT CHU?

So we know that we sound like we bitched our whole way through Miami, and we did; however, we can not say enough positive things about The Raleigh hotel.

The rooms are chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic.

The pool is mayyyyyyyyyyj!

Of course it's always more fun to have Kate Hudson luxuriating next to you by the pool every day!

Back in NYC, we were thrilled to have a drink with Detail's Mrs. Marden and Tom Ford's gorgeous N to the Rawlings

After drinks, we headed over to Madam Shapiro's birthday cocktail party at her apartment where we found this so apropos book Gender Trouble on her bookshelf!

Madam and Susan put out a gorgeous spread as any Jew and Italian would...

...and then the heelz came out!

Don't worry boyz, if you have big ol' man hoofs and can't get your digits into a slender slip on or you just don't know what hosiery to pair with a gorgeous pump, GOOL is here to teach you...
HOW TO WEAR A HEEL!

1) Our first recommendation is the "BIG TOE OUT"

2) While the next option is the "All OUT one IN"

You could even pair said heel with a color coordinating argyle sock!

A slender trouser paired with matching hosiery is always sophisticated!

While those preferring a more tapered look could opt for a throwback to the 80's!

If you can't find your corkscrew, a big ol' heel is the way to POP your cork!

Interview's Miguelita looks like she is learning the art of posing in her new gig.

HAPPY BURFDAY MADAM SHAPIRO!

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
XOXO