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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Baby Rumors

It's so crazy that it's almost Halloween but it's still in the 80's here in NYC


The dressy slide...always an interesting choice :)


Last night Mrs. Gilbride had her birthday party...
HAPPY BURFDAY GURL


At NYC's classiest of bars


Where they play a fun game called Post Office where you can write people notes and give them to the DJ for him to distribute to your favorite "number"


NO! Bootcuts have NOT made a comeback. One GOOL-ie was just being daring and testing the fashion waters...and they were ROCKY


They're almost as bad as THIS, which GOOL-ie Adam sent in today. We can't believe this exists in NYC. It must be a tourist!


OH NO YOU DI'INT ANGELO


Dashing Ted in pink is hoping to get some MAIL


Despite her drugsto attempt at opaque stockings, Shanasty gets an A- with that Gweneth-ish wig


Someone got new glasses!


Prep butt


The Euro, with its metallic stripe tries to be so fashion conscious...



Can someone please tell pieces that the urinals are too high. Soomy could barely reach!


Best friends #49 and #50 were just sending eachother mail all night so they could feel loved!


My oh my your weenis is hanging out chil'


Why does Shanasty gotta wear a control top? Is she preggers or somethin? Tryin' to hide that bump like J.Lo and Xtina?

GOOL's got the evidence of a slight bump. Is that a baby and if so who is the baby daddy? Or just too many late nights at White Castle?


At least she was wearing Calvin Klein Collection shoes


Apparently Shania is no longer Mexican but is black as was evident by her opening monologue spoken in ebonics...

Where there's a gay man there must be a cargo


...AND of course we have video of Shanasty's flawless performance. She didn't fall, she didn't almost knock over the entire ellaborate set built for her. She is just a regular performer!




THAT'S ALL!
Mwa Mwa

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