Fasten Your Seatbeltz!

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS HOMOZ: THE GOOL HOSTED WARHALLOWEEN PARTY AT APT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS, THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME AND PARTIED LIKE ONLY GOOL-IES KNOW HOW!

Shania Rendezvous arrives all dressed up for a lil' pointe work performance...Quite the contrast to her usual POP medleys (READ: STRIP SHOWS)

WE SAY YES TO SHANIA!We didn't know they made a Mexican Ballerina Barbie!

Nor did we know that the cops from CHIPS wore Dolce bootz
Nothing like manhands!
What a Gorina Edie, Nicky makes
We love HOOTER babes!

It's Halloween afterall! Mona Lisa is entitled to be scared!

Leo's handmade boyscout uniform was bedazzeled in JUST the right places, while little Chad's low slung belt hits JUST the right spot!

Calvin Klein's Josh Reed patrols for fashion violations

DONNA KARAN? IS THAT CHU?

There were plenty of Andy's at the GOOL WarHalloween party but our fave was LaForce & Steven's Chris Constable's!

BOY angels: HOT

We hear Prabal is applying for a job as sous chef at NOBU

All you gotta do is show your legz girl and you're a shoe in for the gig!Speaking of LEGZGOOL is flattered to have GROUPIES: AT LEAST SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO OUR CUNTY FASHION RANTS!

TO GA(Y)

There are a couple new musical groups emerging on the scene...

THE HERPES!

...and...

STRAIGHTS! GOTTA LOVE 'EM!
Oprah and Gayle swear they are straight

Love the "my favorite things" bag!

Desiiiiiiiiigners...

SOOOMYANTHA sure likes to pose!

She loves it so much she had to teach a few other GOOL-ies the art of posing...Looks like Goldie is learning her angles
Please fasten your seat belts
My name is Kylie,
I'll be your purser
The exits are in the front and the rear of the craft

The first GOOL-ie to email us at gayz@gayzofourlives.com with what song those lyrics are from winz a lil' prizey poo.Now that's the way to fly!

I'll met chu in the COCKpit captain!

GOOL loves Tan(air)Lines

This isn't the first time we've seen James in drag...We love a 6'4" man in drag!

My how phallic your beak is!

Bringing Sexy bird blaque!

JonSab looks TIGHT in SHORT shorts!

OH, and we have one more thing to say: