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Thursday, April 13, 2006

SPRUNG IN THE CITY...

YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL THE FLIP FLOPS IN BETWEEN YOUR TOESEES AS YOU RECALL HAVING TO SHOWER BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP FROM SUCH A SWEATY DAY....

SUMMER IS ALMOST HERE, SO YOU DESPERATE BITCHES THAT STILL HAVE TO FILL A FEW SPOTS IN YOUR WHATEVER SHARES BETTER START POSTIN' ON CRAIGSLIST, N' SHIT!

All boyz love a lil' BREWSKY once in a while...at the Corner Bistro...

I think it was a little butch for JonSab for Charlize...
...so they scurried on over to Shag.
Where a Polo clad hottie, Jerry, and Ross welcomed them with bells on!

Bitch is takin' the whole spring nautical rope thing to the NEXT level!
Get inspired girlz. It's all about James Dean chic these dayz...and buldging biceps!
Chad Hunt and Jeff Chiola: Is Chad hunt flexing...his pubes?
Thanks Jeffy!

You should neva: DRESS TO MATCH THE LOUNGE CHAIRS!
Kristin in Palm Springs for her Blender Magazine Shoot. Girl, I know you are coverin up your tummy with that mag on purpose! SKANK! CHECK HER OUT IN HER TEDDY GEIGER MUSIC VIDEO IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WHOLE KIT AND KABOODLE...
Teddy Geiger Music Video Codes



MWA MWA!

posted by S at 9:47 PM 0 comments

WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS?

Shania Rendezvous sent in a retaliation after we claimed that Miguelita is giving her a run for her $$$...CHECK IT!



Loves the popodour, loves the bra, loves the makup, hates your flawless body!
Jessica Simpson prepares for her car wash scene in "The Boots Were Made for Walkin'" Video
Complete wth Louis Vuitton bag!

Hippy chic with a touch of collagen lip enhancement!
Have to admit, Shania Rendezvous is the SHIT!
Can't wait for her bday party Sat, where we hear she'll be wearin' Lanvin! circa Autumn '05. Look for pics of it SUNDAY!

Marc and Amanda at Amanda's cocktail pary for the launch of her doll by Jason Wu.
Marc clearly likes werkin the phone lines..

Honestly, who cares about Mandy Moore.?.?...
It's more about the hottie in the background. WHO IN THE HELL STOLE MY HOT POCKET?

Make you WERK WERK, Make you WERK!


HE'S NO SHANIA RENDEZVOUS BUT BITCH GOTZ THE MOVES!
THIS IS SAMANTHA AND KAVI'S SONG! MISS YOU GUUUUURL!

Men in Uniform. YUMMERZ!
Prince Harry graduated from military academy. We won't tell, if you don't ask bay-beee!!

MWA MWA!



posted by S at 7:59 PM 0 comments

Blogger...UGH!

The site is broken and won't let us download pics so for the time being check this out!

We told you that eyeliner was a HUGE trend...Chris Daughtry was totally wearing eyeliner on Tuesday's American Idol!
...and I'm sure Ryan Seacrest wishes he could too!

Now that eyeliner has hit mainstream, it's time for you Gayz to find something new to obsess over! We suggest fake eyelashes!

We'll be back later with a FULL posting!
MWA

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