We Don't Know if YOU'RE on it...But Someone You Screwed Probably is!

2011-05-16T15:47:00.002-04:00

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Great sample sale

2010-10-02T13:03:00.001-04:00

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Urban Runway

2010-07-22T08:19:00.000-04:00

She betta werq giving it at 8am!

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A Message from our Sister J. Errico!

2010-07-09T11:26:00.000-04:00

hey all,

please dont forget to vote for my looks on http://www.facebook.com/theory?v=app_28134323652 and please spread the word to encourage everyone you know on f'book to do the same.

if i win a donation is made to hmi/harvey milk school - such a good cause!!

voting ends at 5pm today...

thank you for your help & support.

xxjde

(ps - as you vote youre entered into a sweepstakes to win $750 theory gift certificates - so there's that too).

California Gurls!

2010-06-18T09:10:00.002-04:00

We can not stop listening to this song but not sure we are feeling this video! What do you guys think? We love that the song is spelled GURL, with a "U!"

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Nothing like a high pony...

2010-06-17T19:36:00.001-04:00

...to kick off the weekend Robyn!

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Here we go again

2010-06-17T18:40:00.001-04:00

Another weekend another trip to
Fire Island!

She's not afraid of a tucked in polo lewk!

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Urban Runway!

2010-06-16T09:40:00.001-04:00

And a swish and a swish and a swish swish swish!

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Lady Gaga Alejandro Fashion Credits!

2010-06-09T16:03:00.000-04:00

NICOLA FORMICHETTI'S BLOG!!: ALEJANDRO BY LADY GAGA - FASHION CREDITS!!!!

Queens workin' some neon

2010-06-05T11:22:00.001-04:00

Don't F**k it Up
--GOOL

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Soccer Balls

2010-06-02T07:47:00.003-04:00

How could you not LOVE this story on Style.com about the hottest soccer players?

CLICK HERE TO READ!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

Memorial Day Weekend in da Pines!

2010-06-01T12:46:00.019-04:00

SUMMER IS HERE!

...and you know what THAT means? Time to grab your designer bagz...

Hop on the Ferry, where a lovely Sayvillian Lady will try to sell you baked good...AND HEAD TO FIRE ISLAND!

In the line for the ferry we got a pic of another fairy...Sure it's hot but are we the ONLY ones thinking she could use a little lipo in the lower back and are we the ONLY ones that see the stretch marks on the tushie?

We missed the ferry Fri night so we got to Low Tea late but we were delighted to see our old GOOL friend Briana!

Those Japanese,: they always have funny poses!

Really getting into the TONGUE OUT pose!

Aw we love our new and old friendz...

It's all about a little neon this year!

That, and a femme ol' necklace!

We just LOVE a femme necklace that ties with a little satin ribbon in the back!

Old high school friends that Tea together...

The queens are really feeling high tops this season...

...and Sperrys...

...They are still going strong! And we feel still ok to wear!

...and Day Glo!

We know you loyal GOOL readers love our Chicago married friends so we just had to take a pic for youz!

Oh it's all about Miss Kogan!

He was so excited with he saw Robyn Byrd...

She wasn't so excited when he asked her for a hug! We think her exact words were "Wow, you're needy!"

Don't forget Mister Sister Milazzo!

What a cute GOOL-ie reunion between Charlize and Goldie!

Goldie trying to avoid Charlize's grip!

Hi, this is Roberto Gonzales reporting LIVE from the top of the Botel in The Fire Island Pines, where the scene is MAJOR!

We just can't! Apparently the NO-BIG-POCKETS memo...

...wasn't circulated properly!

This man must have a FIERCE shoe collection!

Really getting into the underwear as outerwear trend!

Some of our faves in Fire Island!

Werq a Pocahontas moc!

The straw hat sisters!

Joe is like Kristin Wigg's character on SNL where she keeps getting in front of the camera!

Takin' dressing for the occasion to the NEXT level!

Soomy and this guy were wearing the same shirt! God knows what that other dude is doing!

We are really feeling a light jean short...Even though we did it 5 summers ago!

Oh hell 2 the NO with the Ed Hardy-esque bull crap!

The over proliferation of plaid shorts is so bad it just had to be backwards!

Is this a jungle gym or a bar?

Charlize is making many a men jalouse!

Again with the womens jewery!

They wanted us to get the shoes in the last but we couldn't get far enough away...
UMMMMMM what do YOU think of these shoes? Please leave a comment!

We loved our visit at Chez Sevoir!

Got Stripes?

DRAMA!

POOL BOYS!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Urban Runway

2010-05-06T14:03:00.001-04:00

She better work a bottom walk!

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Fire island

2010-05-06T12:03:00.001-04:00

The season is right around the corner and we couldn't help think that this womans awful hooded pull over could look quite major on the island no???

As you know things have been heating up in NYC and when it does, the gool girls hit the skreets!

They hit...

...the purk!

They go for bike rides during the sunset!

Don't f it up!
--gool

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2010-04-30T21:57:00.003-04:00

Gagging. Listen to the lyrics closely! Follow @j_errico on Twitter if you like this sense of humor. She's the one who told us about this madness!

DON'T F**K IT UP!

--GOOL!

Urban Runway

2010-04-29T13:06:00.003-04:00

Spotted on the skreet: Details magazine's Michael Krans, one of the kaweens in the Sweet Dreams vidgeo we posted yesterday, runnin' around town in her undies! All this for charity!

You all were gagging at the vidgeo and wanted to meet huh yesterday so now's your chance to see huh in her skivvies!

Send us an email to get YOUR pair of Details undies!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

More Queens Making a Vidgeo!

2010-04-28T16:52:00.005-04:00

Gagulating. We love our queens Miss Krans (left) who we worked with when we worked at OUT, and Jose and Alberto! We love how of course it starts and finishes in Chelsea (in front of the gayest store on earth, Behavior!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

This is KILLING us!

2010-04-01T20:06:00.003-04:00

This has us in stitches! What a good April Fools joke!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Bye Bye mAdam!

2010-03-25T16:09:00.012-04:00

We are not sure if you all know but our beloved mAdam moved to London yesterday to work for Burberry and we are sayad!

Susan threw mAdam an amazing party a couple weeks ago!

And it was a blast...

Susan and Miss Yassky also produced a gorgeous vidgeo which was to die for!
Susan please put on YouTube so we can post!

Everyone was gagging!

Including mAdam!

It's no wonder. There were moments like this in the vidgeo!

...and THIS!

In honor of our favorite Brit Bubbles Devere...

We had some fun with our own Bubbles!

And some fun without Bubbles too!

Some people were drawing blanks!

There were a few Daddies there!

Like these two!

...and a couple twinks too!

All we have to say is we are really going to miss our dear mAdam! Fire Island and NYC will just NOT be the same without you!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

Goldfrapp Rocket!

2010-03-04T19:29:00.002-05:00

You know we love Goldfrapp. Here is the first video off her new album!

Rocket

GOLDFRAPP | MySpace Music Videos

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

A Species of Frog

2010-02-22T00:10:00.001-05:00

We love that this girl thought Miss Gurungi was a species of frog!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Oh Yes It's Ladies Night...

2010-02-21T17:32:00.009-05:00

Last night we had a little group excursion to Brooklyn...

First a group dinner at the Roebling Tea Room. The room we had was COOOLD and you know it's all about a glove for F/W 2010!
Also in for F/W 2010: The West Side Clurb!

After dinner and before hitting the clurb it's always important to prepare for a major dance party with a nice stretch!

Face Face Face, I give Face....

...and finger!

Why Madam what a lovely smile you have!

Nothing like a pose on a juke box! Flex those feet girl!

Danielle and Brad laaaaaaaaaahhhves eachother...

OMG it's the designer whose shoe NixCruz went on on Kell on Earth and that Kelly fired!!

She better werq going to every show on the fashion calendar!

What lovely um biceps you have Miss Yassky...

She was FEELING IT!

She loves her bow!

We love her hair!

BRYANBOY!

Queen better werq climbing those sturrrs in those heels!

EVAN LYSACHEK?

IS THAT CHU?

We liked her hair and took her pic...

...but she wasn't feelin' it!

She was feelin' real butch in her hockey jersey!

Excuse me while I throw up in my mouf!

UP?

OR DOWN?

Madam and Sue aka Terry Cloth lookin' for menzzzzz!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Urban Runway

2010-02-20T12:43:00.000-05:00

We know how much you love our feature Urban Runway:

This queen must have gotten imspired by New York fashion week!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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The End of an Era

2010-02-18T23:28:00.006-05:00

At Isaac we knew there was going to be trouble when we saw the fake snow hanging from the ceiling in the cages!

Hamish didn't seem to mind!

Brana did not seem thrilled though :)

We loved the show though! Here's the finale...

At Tommy it was all about the thigh high Bean boots and the fact that it was the end of an era...The final show that New York Fashion Week will be held at Bryant Park

...and here it is in the short version...

...oh HELL NO! There was a guy going around pretending he was Chris Campbell and taking his seat at shows!!!!! We heard there was a big cat fight when the two met!

Enjoy the Tommy finale...Peter Som really refreshed the womens!

...and Tommy's sweet speech about Bryant Park!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

New Goldfrapp

2010-02-18T17:44:00.006-05:00

Get ready kids, Goldfrapp's new album "Head First" will come out on March 3rd!

The new single "Rocket" debuts sooner, on March 9th but we have a sneak peak for ya!
CLICK HERE!
We love it. It reminds us of a mix between Kylie's "Light Years" and Olivia Newon John's "Xanadu." What do you think?

Another song has leaked too!
Click HERE to listen to "Believer"

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

More Fashion Week

2010-02-16T12:26:00.008-05:00

Wasn't Lorenzo Martone cold? He's wearing a sleeveless blouse at the Commonwealth Utilities show and there was no heat up in there!

At Miss Gurungi's after party Briana was feelin' real frisky with Soomy!

Miss DeMolet better werq a skirt situation!

Hanuk had a great time at Miss Gurungi's celebratory dinner but...

...Apparently she couldn't find a napkin!

Speaking of Hanuk...At Victor's presentation...

we felt a hint of Hanuk in the Barbour-esque jackets he wears.

We always enjoy Victor's presentations though :)

At Moncler there were models on scaffolding on the driving range at Chelsea Piers
...which was so major!

We got a look at the Perry Ellis show before it started...

Garrett and Terron Wood from Major Models are told how to walk on the runway by...

Lynn who calls a lot of NYFW shows and we swear is played...

...by Margaret Cho in Sex and the City here:

We heart Terron

The boys just hangin' before the show...

...here are the rest of the boys in the show.

Garrett looks at the run of show...

Monday night our own Nicolette Screws appeared on Kell on Earth on Bravo and she looked Major!

DONT F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Happy V-Day!

2010-02-14T10:29:00.006-05:00

LOVE GOOL and...

Oh and Cator and Doug say Happy V-Day too :)

Mattress seems a little frisky on this day of love!

Yesterday was Miss Gurungi's big day! His first runway show at THE TENTS in NYFW!

Big questions had to be answered: To smoke or not to smoke???

The run of show was feeeeeece!

Miss Gurungi and his majora publicist Caitlin worked it out at the Tents

It sure was a Sister Act with Miss Yassky's model help and Madam's publicity fierceness!

The huuuuuur was so major, no?

Stevie giving LIP!

She really B W!

We almost died of gagulation when Anna and her daughter Bee came backstage before the show!

Soomy was there to show her support!

During the run thru Maccalen better WORK!

Last looks before the show goes on!

we loved watching on the monitor backstage with all the sistaz!

Watch the finale backstage with us!

Afterwards our pal Zoe Saldana worked...

a major Prabal Gurung knit dress!

Over at Band of Outsiders

The boyz were literally swinging from the rafters!

...and hanging on the walls!

We gotta have these next fall!

...and here is some more Band...

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

More Fashion Week!

2010-02-13T09:59:00.011-05:00

At Antonio Azzuolo it was all about luxe cowboys!

We have always loved Antonio's clothes here at GOOL!

But the real show at Antonio was this queen's beat back mug and high waisted jeans!

It's all about long johns which may we remind you...

GOOL did it first over New Years where our wardrobe of choice was black tie on top and long John's on the bottom!

We have also been noticing the return of pants tucked into boots. We know it's been around but now seems it seems the right way and the right time!

At night we went to Fashion Loves Hanuk, an exhibit of our pal Hanuk's photography work!

All our gals were featured in the exhibit including Casey...

Madam Shapiro...

Paris Hilton and SOOMY

Rachel Z. as photographed at Miss Gurungi's last presentation!

Damien (who must be Hanuk's muse b/c she's in every image at the exhibit!) and Derek

But we had to create some of our own works of art!
So happy to have Little Stephen back in New York for NYFW!

Bevy's glory hole had Tanlines protecting his HEAD!

We also loved how Bevy's eye shadow matched Cator's mauve cord jacket!

How handsome are the hair sisters! It's all about these boys' hair!

Talk about hairy butt!

We love anyone with a chaise lounge on their head (or is it a pull out couch

Talk about a Power couple Rachel Leigh NYC and Warby Parker's Neil Blumenthal

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

More Fashion Week!

2010-02-12T09:00:00.008-05:00

Congrats to Daniel Vosovic...

...on his cute presie!

Outside at Daniel Vosovic we finally got to say hi to Bryanboy!
She tried to tell us she was wearing boy clothes....hahahhaha!

Meanwhile this queen outside the tents was taking drastic measures to get her photo taken!

At night we went to to the GQ CFDA Menswear Designer of the Year party which was cute...
So was the Levi's press team!

....mmmmm and the male modelz!

GOOL loves Hanuk

So does Tanlines!

The installation was feeeeeeece at the Dunhill cocktail party

While the bathroom situation felt very...how do we put this....circuit party!

Guess whose crotch...First person to get it right!

Wins at date with Madam

Someone was bein' all SHY!

Jose Mendez better WERQQQQQQQ a Peta unfriendly lewk!

We heart Michael Krans and Jose's ka-ray-zee lewk!

DON"T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Fashion Week is Here!

2010-02-11T11:37:00.006-05:00

A fresh start for DKNY

We LOVED the Merril boots!

And good casting at DKNY!

At John Bartlett: J. ERRICO? IS THAT CHU?

We heart Annabel

Oh this queen better werq a knee high boot. Boots!

Always fun to see an ex sitting BEHIND YOU!

Hermes opened the first men's boutique in New York on Madison Avenue...

At Hermes it's all about skin!

Berkin's better WERQ!

At BCBG it's all about Bryanboy's Margiela glasses!

And a cowboy boot in the front row on Hal

We loooove Judy Licht!

More to come from NYFW!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

GTI

2010-02-08T16:52:00.018-05:00

This weekend we headed to Connecticut for a little wintery fun!

This post is dedicated to what happened between the time these two photos were taken
7pm and 3am!

It's all about Valentines Day realness!

We all were GTI...

Trying to cook in time for all the guests to arrive!

It was stressing us out big time!

But our spread turned out JUST FINE!

She's kinda da-gorgeous

And once we had a drink in our hand, we were ready to Partay!

Meat and Balls...What's not to love?

Kerstin...

...and Jandro are both working out their new purchase...

What a naughty school girl!

Coming out....of the fridge!

Looks like they got the memo on the brown shawl collar lewk!

Cutest couple EVAH!

Some like it RUFF!

These two were like two peas on a pod!

God dammit Gretchen get outta the bar, some of us want a drink!

They are both so...How should we put this?.....Cuddly!

When a three year old's tutu doesn't fit over your waist...

...You MUST improvise!

And find other uses!

Miss Yaskky's runway coaching dayrate of $36,000 a day made it quite a lucrative weekend...

1st client: Sarah/Half day (she gave up)= $18,0000

2nd client Jason: 2 days @ $36,000. She has been booking and re-booking lessons since she met Miss Yassky = $72,000

3rd Client Dana: Star pupil $36,000 - 20% off for good effort=$$28,800

All in all David grosses $118,000! If you ever get paid girl remember to set aside 30% for taxes GOIRL!

You might owe some money to your first assistant girl!

And the rest of the support staff of Miss Yassky's runway coaching bidness!
Jason: Agent
Ben: 2nd Assistant
Soomy: Menswear runway consultant
Jandro: Plus size runway consultant

If you don't pay up Miss Yassky we will come 4 u!

Not quite sure what she is doing here?!

But we can only imagine!

I like to kick and stretch!

Shall we see that in vidgeo?

Lady Gaga realness!

Japanese restaurant waitress...

Slash Snuggie realness!

Camp Guilford for Girls!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

RuPaul Read!

2010-02-02T10:32:00.010-05:00

Well we waited a while for this but the time has finally come! RuPaul's Drag Race premiered it's second season last night and of course we have some "comments!"

A of all) Sahara who had to Lipsync for her life last night looks like Sheree!

We have a good feeling about Jujubee although it wasn't about...

...here runway!

And Shangela, no wonder you were kicked off! Corn on the cob is never cute on the runway!

Even though Jessica Wild is a bit banjee at least she knows how to pose like she's in a beauty pageant!

We can just TELL this one is gonna annoy the shit outta us!

The plus size girl better werq doing the splits on the runway!

Anyway we have to say we were slightly bored until the runway! There is something missing and we don't know what it is? What do YOU think? We loved the show last season so we have high hopes! So listen Ru:

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

It's COLD Out!

2010-01-29T23:34:00.001-05:00

...But that ain't stoppin' them from bringing it!!'

She better werq a fur!!!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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The Shures!

2010-01-17T11:17:00.002-05:00

Have you guys seen The Shures? They are so major. Covering all the good pop songs right now! Check out this video and go on their YOUTUBE channel!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Marc's Married!

2010-01-05T16:01:00.005-05:00

Congrats to Marc and Lorenzo for their marriage in St. Barts! How cute is their wedding cake!

Looks like their trip to St. Barts is going well :)

Every gal loves to pose!

Don't these photos...

Remind you a little bit of...

Ricky Martin and his boy toy on the beach?

Ahhhh...the life of Speedo wearing queens!!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

A Toe Up and Pounded Out New Year!

2010-01-02T20:30:00.019-05:00

This New Years Eve some of us headed to Madam Shapiro's mommys' house in Vermont!

Welcome to...

When we arrived we should have known we were in for trouble! Miss Yassky was in rare form!

Shaun though, was cooking a fierce chicken dinner...

She really knows how to POUND IT OUUUUUUT!

Nothing like tossing the salad!

After dinner it was of course time for a little bit of gay scrabble.
Her is a list of our words:
Ndeffnli=Indefinately
Udidgawr=You Did Girl!
U Mayj-=You Are Major
Ipadeoe= I paid her
Rxes=Short for anorexic
...and our favorite:
Autejzan=Artesian as in Fiji water is autejzan

Tanlines and Madam tryin' to be all butch in the snow!

Ohhhhhhh boy!

After a little game of scrabble some of the gals hit the dance schtudio to rehearse their big dance routine!

Ladies, and well, ladies, we'd like to introduce........The GOOL-ettes!

Stephen, the baby of the group!

Shaun, the master of Vogue-ing!

Miss Yaskky, the tyrant!

...and Soomy, who's moves are TOE UP!

The next day was Susan/Terry Cloth's arrival. Let us paint the pictcha:
Susan arrives in a full NYC outfit but quickly gets into Vermont lesi gear!

While Madam is permaneantly in Vermont lesi gear.

Apparently Madam and Nicky weren't the only ones inspired by some Vermont lesi gear!

After dinner half the crew snuggled up to...

A real butch movie...

While the rest of us, how should we call us...dedicated ones, hit the schtudio to nail the routine!

Then we got even more athletic and skied and snowboarded!
Shaun's fave position!

Why Madame, not sure the helmut and goggles...

...add any masulinity to your lewk!

Even on the slopes it's all about runway!

We just adore Jeff's major ski sweater lewk!

Ladies who ski together...

No we are not at a queer country klurb...

Our theme was black tie on top and Vermont realness on the bottom:

What a lovely table for a bunch of queens to bring in the New Year!

Nicky really POUNDED OUT THE MEAT!

The kidz were in awe that us old folks were listening at the dinner table to old Barbara Streisand like old queens!

That's a lot of Italian thighs for one churr!

Susan makes such a lovely hostess!

Happy New Year! From us...

...to YOU!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

The Week in TV!

2010-01-01T18:08:00.002-05:00

Kathy Griffin slips up AGAIN. That's why we love her!

Also One Life to Live aired the first gay sex scene ever to air on day time TV on Wednesday. It's sooooooooooo cute, no?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Everything is on Sale in Thailand

2009-12-29T11:01:00.003-05:00

We know a few people who might really wanna take advantage of the great deals coming out of Thailand!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Delta Burke

2009-12-27T12:01:00.001-05:00

Delta Burke better werq!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

-- Post From My iPhone

Sex and The City 2!

2009-12-22T21:28:00.007-05:00

We almost gagged when we got this trailer in our inbox! Click HERE to watch the trailer of Sex and The City 2 which is in teaters May 28! Which means we will be at the midnight screening Friday am squealing like girls as we run through the theaters to get the best seats in the house!

Gagging!

Here are some wardrobe shots!

There's going to be a formal event!

There's going to be another girls vacation!

Samantha better werq!

Carrie is all grown up!

The girls are going to the desert DECKED out!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Kinda Obsessed!

2009-12-21T18:37:00.001-05:00

Guess What....!!!!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Dancing Queen?

2009-12-19T12:20:00.001-05:00

MISS GURUNGI IS THAT CHU?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

New Dangerous Muse

2009-12-19T00:02:00.002-05:00

We love our Dangerous Muse boys. Mike and Tom look so cute :)

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Who Whore it Bettah?

2009-12-17T22:38:00.006-05:00

Mariah or Candis?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

-- Post From My iPhone

Girl Knows How to Pose!

2009-12-15T10:25:00.003-05:00

Miss Galiano better werq a fierce pose!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Casting!

2009-12-08T16:53:00.001-05:00

Today we did a casting for the next Watch Isaac segment we will be filming on the 16th of December. What do you think of our boys?

Who are YOUR faves?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

New Sade

2009-12-08T14:11:00.003-05:00

Sade better WERQ! Listen to her new single HERE!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

A Single Man

2009-12-07T09:21:00.004-05:00

We know a lot of you are getting real excited to Tom Ford's "A Single Man." Last night was the US premiere in NYC and here are a few pics...

The man of the moment with one of our faves!

Strike a pose there's nothing to it! Must you wear sunglasses at night girl?

We can't wait to see it either!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Oh no she di'int!

2009-12-06T13:17:00.001-05:00

Wear huh curlers up on the subway!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

-- Post From My iPhone

You Know You've Made it When...

2009-12-05T18:30:00.003-05:00

I ran into Bonnie Morrison this week and we were commiserating about how we are going to infiltrate Diva Davanna into our world! Then Chris Benz emails me gagulating that Diva herself has started following him on Twitter. When is GOOL gonna start gettin' recognized by Diva? We won't feel like we've made it until then!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Urban Runway

2009-12-04T09:51:00.001-05:00

She done did is wearing a shiny tight, a purse, a female booy and a big ass pair of shades! She is giving madam lambert a run for huh money!!!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

-- Post From My iPhone

Remember When....?

2009-11-24T11:01:00.000-05:00

Karl Lagerfeld was fat?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Fashion Hot Dogs

2009-11-22T19:10:00.000-05:00

We've been trying to eat healthy and all but we can't resist these...

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Wig Snatcher!

2009-11-20T18:15:00.001-05:00

Oh NO! Queen got here weave done did stolen!

Thanks Mattress!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Gaggin' about Oprah!

2009-11-20T12:23:00.005-05:00

Are you all gagging as much as we are about Oprah's announcement that she is stopping to do her show?

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcchicago.com/video.

We literally grew up watching her!

You know who else did? Ryan Seacrest who admitted last night on Campbell Brown to rushing home from school, making a plate of nachos and watching Oprah. The other panelists said "Don't admit that Ryan!" He gay boots!

You know who isn't gay? Dimitri!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Bad Romance Fashion Credits

2009-11-16T12:59:00.003-05:00

Nicola Formichetti's blog has the fashion credits for the Lady Gaga video that gayz are obsessing about:

We love a Haus of Gaga credit. LOL!!!!!!

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN DRESS AND HEELS, HAUS OF GAGA SUNGLASSES

HAUS OF GAGA OUTFIT

RACHEL BARRETT DRESSES, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN HEELS

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN DRESS AND HEELS, HAUS OF GAGA CROWN

VAVA DUDU TRENCH COAT, FRANC FERNANDEZ DIAMOND CROWN OUTFI

SHINJI KONISHI BAT HAIR HAT

KEKO HAINSWHEELER MASK, BENJAMIN CHO CRYSTAL ROSARIES, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN HEELS, JAIDEN RVA JAMES MASKS ON MEN

NASIR MAZHAR ORB, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN HEELS

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN OUTFIT

BENJAMIN CHO POLAR BEAR FAUX COAT, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN HEELS, CARRERA SUNGLASSES

ALEX NOBLE RED OUTFIT

HAUS OF GAGA METAL BRA, RP ENCORE RAT HEADPIECE, ALEXANDER MCQUEEN HEELS

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Cascada

2009-11-12T15:51:00.004-05:00

Yes she looks like Kim from The Real Housewives of NYC but the song is so catchy and she says the beat is killing her. We might love her just for that!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL

Urban runway

2009-11-12T10:27:00.002-05:00

Bitch better work a left arm sway! We almost done did got caught this time!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Calvin Does it Once Again

2009-11-10T16:48:00.006-05:00

Calvin Klein does it once again with a sexy and well casted Spring presentation...

The new Calvin Klein Underwear "X" for both men and women was cayute!

As was the Calvin Klein Jeans Body Whitewashed

Dayum!

A neutral moment!

Well done Kevin Carrigan and everyone at CK...

...for a great collection!

As soon as the models left...

We definately...

...could not RESIST!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Major Fashion Moments in Gaga's New Video

2009-11-10T16:10:00.005-05:00

So the big gay news today besides the New York Senate discussing Gay Marriage today is the Lady Gaga's new video. There are some major fashion moments throughout. Basically the bitch knows how to work a major fashion credit!

Here are some fashion highlights from the video!

Carerra must be shitting themselves!

Oh no there is NOT a polar bear skull on the back of hur train!

Kirring me!

The hurr done did made me doi!

Quite the lingerie credit!

UMMMM she must be kidding with this shoe!

Ok, the cats a bit creepy!

A major bejeweled moment!

Ok the lady is done did wearing a screen door on her nails!

Nothing like a wet pair of heels! Did Lady Gaga get inspiration from the queens in the Pines wearing heels up in da pool?

Major fashion, major lewks! Madonna must be shitting in her panties!

Walk, walk fashion baby, Work it , Move that bitch crazy

Sickatatingly gorgeous!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Gay Dads: They're Just Like Us!

2009-11-09T14:21:00.008-05:00

They let their kids draw on the walls!

They brush their son's hurrrr!

They drink cuuuuurfee!

They took ridiculous school portraits when they were little!

They wear ridiculous goggles while playing with their son!

They like to cook!

They luuuurve a good bird!

They use the iPhone!

They lurve a good pair of gluuuurves!

They love a good Broadway show!

They own Snuggies!

They know how to make their friends laugh!

They hold their daughter's hand!

They spot their daughter on the jungle gym so she doesn't get hurt!

They push their daughter on the swings!

They love a see-saw!

They love a hot pink hoodie!

They swing their daughter while holding her hand!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Quite the Lewk

2009-10-28T16:49:00.000-04:00

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The Clay

2009-10-26T08:55:00.013-04:00

This weekend it was all about the Clay's "Welcome to NYC Party" so we headed to HK and got bizzy!

The Clay was really featuring a luxury look featuring fine gauge cashmere turtleneck...

...a WIIIIIDE belt and an equally wide leg flannel trouser....UP IN HERE!

Being a part-time nanny is a hard job so when you got the night off, you gotta suck those drinks down quicky...hence the double fisting!

There were all sorts of lewks at the HK party, like this grungy/leggings/boots lewk

And this cutie who was matching his tee to the festive lighting!

...or how about this Rachel Zoe fur vest lewk?

And now for The GOOL Fall 2009 Footwear Report

OH girl, you gotta suffer for fashion!

... Is someone hiding something?

Suckin' it down!

Gettin' down to a little Beyoncity!

Does Tanlines have a drooling problem?

Looks like everyone is having a good time!

EVERYONE!

WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE COUCH?

Bitches got real hungry up in there!

Like REAL huuunnnngry!

DEAD OR ALIVE?

Cuz it's always cute to plop down in the lobby of a doorman building...

...and act like real real professional individuals!

After a night of lots of drinkin' it was real real rough gettin' there, but once we made it it was...

ALL ABOUT UPSTATE APPLE PICKING!

HAVE A GOOD WEEK GIRLS!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

The Next Phase of Gilt Groupe?

2009-10-20T23:19:00.005-04:00

OMG this queen is trying to sell his drag on YOUTUBE? Stephen Watson is so right! There should totally be a Gilt Group for everyone's tired drag!

Also have you seen the straight guys remake of the Party in The USA video we featured on here a while ago? HIGH-Larious and somewhat hot. lol.

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Giving Us a Lip

2009-10-18T17:57:00.001-04:00

Amy is giving us a lip!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Happy Burfday Jason

2009-10-18T00:28:00.000-04:00

We forgot our camera at the party of the weekend so we had to use our mobile device

Happy burfday gurl!

Why is the STAFF creepin' around our pictahs?

The new gays are major!

Jandro is just making sure the fashion emergency exit is working properly

While Barclay scouts out the restrooms to make sure all Trannies are treated equally up in here

Tanlines really better werq!

Ew quit bein' nasty individuals!

Get ready for next week queens!

We love GROUP!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Let 'em Dress in Drag!

2009-10-17T16:54:00.001-04:00

So stupes! Moorehouse needs to relax and let it's students dress how THEY WANT!

READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE HERE!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

More Kylie!

2009-10-13T18:14:00.001-04:00

KYLIE!

2009-10-13T09:41:00.006-04:00

The show was BEYOND! We will have more pics later but for now, feast your eyes on this!
If you are going tonight and have floor tix, we suggest getting early and get as close to the front as you can or you will NOT be able to see!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Next Summer is Going to Be Fierce!

2009-10-09T11:54:00.004-04:00

Looks like Fire Island will be a blast next summer!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

DC

2009-10-09T09:46:00.003-04:00

For all you going down to DC this weekend to fight for our rights. YOU GO GIRLS! We can't make it but are right there with you!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Feed Me Soomy

2009-10-07T19:32:00.000-04:00

Miss Yassky eats Soomys delicious home made apple sauce!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Urban Runway

2009-10-04T16:43:00.001-04:00

We would like to introduce a new section called urban runway where we catch a queen in action!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
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Queens Be Confused

2009-10-04T15:53:00.002-04:00

It's a warm day so queens seem to be confused, what with their warm weather and the season? What's a girl to do?

They were real real confused up in Jeffrey!

Is a summer short still acceptable? That is the question!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Urban Runway

2009-10-01T14:27:00.002-04:00

Tranny better werq

Feelin' It, Feelin' It!

2009-09-29T23:27:00.002-04:00

Really feeling this song!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Kylie + Bad Reporting?

2009-09-29T21:12:00.007-04:00

Speaking of music! We can not wait for the NYC Kylie show! Just 13 more dayz til we get to see Kylie!

Also, Issie either knows something we don't know or this was just a case of messy reporting!

Yesterday there was THIS report on GAWKER which said NOTHING about MJ actually being ON a gay reality show. There was, however, a mention of gays on the show bitching about not being invited to the MJ after party...

Well, apparently Issie didn't read the whole article and just looked at the pic of MJ and assumed he was going to actually be ON the show... Sweetie you gotta read more carefully!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

One Gay Day!

2009-09-29T16:09:00.005-04:00

It's one gay day for music! With albums out by:

Madonna...

...Mariah...

...and Babs...

...you queens should be happy for quite some time now!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Diva on Tyra!

2009-09-29T10:29:00.002-04:00

~~The~~ Another diva has HIT Tyra!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Lashisse

2009-09-27T10:27:00.002-04:00

The other day we posted the Latisse video for a drug that helps you grow lashes! A lovely reader saw it and sent us THIS:

Lashisse from Molly Sims

Thanks Andrew!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Grocery shopping

2009-09-26T21:18:00.003-04:00

25 year old queen better werq a high waisted decision with a female bag pose to the market!

She really better werq!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Gay Apple Picking!

2009-09-26T20:13:00.007-04:00

A gay day of apple picking in New Jersey:

Jersey was trying to make us feel right at home!

We just LOVED the names of some of the boutiques up in there!

Nothing like plumber's crack!

This is how we roll!

When apple picking you gotta figure out which apples are good for what and which are "GROWING" now!

...and it's all about a cart!

God for bid you have to CARRY any of the apples!

...they are after all VERY heavy!

SEE! Look how hard it is for huh to just HOLD them!

That is why a cart ALWAYS comes in handy!

Ladies, if you see a kid wanting to play with the pumpkin cut out picture taking device...

...just kick the little shit out of there cuz...

...It's all about the grown gayz having a photo opp!

Oh honey, it's all about the Fritter Shack!

...cuz there is nothing better than batter dipped fried apples!

It's like a funnel cake at the amusement park! But, it's healthier cuz it has fruit up in it!

Such good huzbandz waiting in line for apple cider for their wives!

Oh honey, when you drive by your dad's old house, you gotta take a pic when you learn it's for sale!

Then call the realtor to find out how much is! But how do you get off the phone with POOR MARIO when you get the price outta him?

Then you MUST cawl your dad to tell him how much of a gain/loss he made!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Hey Latisse!

2009-09-25T13:23:00.003-04:00

Are we the ONLY ones that find this high-larious? Latisse sounds like a drag queen name no?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Hanky Codes

2009-09-24T10:27:00.004-04:00

Earlier this week we posted a story about Hanky Codes: What hankies mean when placed in different places etc. Well ask and you shall receive because our friends at Kesner just happened to have a link in their computer bookmarked! You know those West Village queens are very code friendly and god for bid the sales staff at the cutest West Village men's boutique not be up to date on their codes!

CLICK HERE FOR THE LINK!

So guess that mean Jandro is a top?

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Fun Fall Music!

2009-09-22T21:20:00.007-04:00

Time to update your iPod for fall queens!
Here is a selection of fun music to get you going this fall!

Kim & Jessie : M83

You Don't Have a Clue : Royksopp

Antonio : Annie

Shooting Stars : Bag Raiders

Rehab : Frankmusik

Lonely by Your Side : Zoot Woman

Kelly : Van She

Can You Tell : Ra Ra Riot

If I Know You : The Presets

I Owe You A Love Song: Shiny Toy Guns

My Delirium : Ladyhawke

Overpowered : Roisin Murphy

Guest curated by Jason! Thanks Jason!

Mrs Kutcher loves Miss Gurungi!

2009-09-22T14:23:00.005-04:00

Mrs. Kutcher tweeted again about Miss Gurungi...

...and posted THIS pic of them! We say MAJOR! HOW GORGEOUS IS DEMI???? THEY BETTER WERQ!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

Kaween better werq!

2009-09-21T14:40:00.001-04:00

Werq that silver Vuitton purse!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!

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Mommy Dearest!

2009-09-21T10:48:00.000-04:00

Love this!

DON'T F**K IT UP!
--GOOL!